Casper Posted May 19, 2004 Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 At TechnicalVirgin.com, we know that today's teens are faced with difficult choices more than ever before. The spectre of sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted teen pregnancy looms large in the social lives of all modern adolescents. Teenagers today need new choices that reflect the reality of their complex lives. Abstinence is often preached by the self-righteous right-wing pundits, but that's simply not a realistic approach to teen sexuality. To hear the fundamentalist right, you'd think even masturbation would lead to the end of civilization. But there is a way for youths to enjoy rich and satisfying sexual intimacy without risking unwanted pregnancy — ANAL SEX! The anus, tighter than any vagina and tinged with the thrill of the taboo, is the perfect venue for modern teen lust. Of course, the safest way for teens to avoid unwanted pregnancy while satisfying their carnal needs is to limit themselves to homoerotic encounters until they are ready for procreation. But many boys and girls are uncomfortable with the idea of same-sex encounters. Anal sex, however, can be fun for both sexes, and thanks to modern improvements in strap-on sex tools, girls can enjoy being in control of their own anal encounters. So, teens, the next time you strip down for sex, remember the TechnicalVirgin motto — "Everything Butt!" ------------------------- So, is it just me or does something sound horribly wrong with this? Check it out for yourself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted May 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 Buwahahahahaha!!!!!!! I was just reading more on that website. You guys have to check it out, especially their TV commercials!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted May 19, 2004 Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 Be gay untill you decide to get married? graemlins/wtf.gif wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambrosia Posted May 19, 2004 Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 Thats so not true, cuz its easier to get STD's from anal sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alex1647545498 Posted May 19, 2004 Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 Teen testimonials... JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal graemlins/puke.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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