Devils Advocate Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 1 Pair of Jeans. Abercrombie and Fitch, Dark denim with faded patches. Last seen around my waist last night around 12:30 AM, in a girl's room down the hall. If found, please call 614-323.... Oh, wait. Cell phone was in the pants. Still drunk. I love this place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 I take it that you just got to college? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwishiwascool Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 IB4DormDrama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy1647545504 Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Phone is in the pants? Call the phone and listen for the ring. Keep calling until you find it, and you should find the pants too. graemlins/trout.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jpurdy2003 Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 A&F? I hope you get your cell phone back, but the pants should be burned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Originally posted by Back_2_Reality_Of_Fury: I take it that you just got to college?for now. tongue.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted September 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 She brought em to me this morning, cell phone intact. Erik, If I finish this quarter with a 3.5 or above, you owe me a case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 congrats john. losing your virginity is a big step on the road to manhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Originally posted by Orion: congrats john. losing your virginity is a big step on the road to manhood. Normally I also would assume someone who lost his pants got laid but I would believe Jr here must be a Freshman and it could have been some kind of hazying or something by upper classmen. I maybe wrong but I doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Sign Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Originally posted by Old Dirty Bastard: Normally I also would assume someone who lost his pants got laid but I would believe Jr here must be a Freshman and it could have been some kind of hazying or something by upper classmen. I maybe wrong but I doubt it.They told him if he sucks on the whipped cream bottle long enough he would get high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted September 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 I havent been a Virgin for awhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Originally posted by Republicant: She brought em to me this morning, cell phone intact. Erik, If I finish this quarter with a 3.5 or above, you owe me a case. The more important questions are: 1. are there teeth marks on te[/b] cack? (if no, go to #2) 2. was she cute? (if yes, go to #3) 3. did she act like it could happen again? (if yes, next time, post pics) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted September 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Answer to all three is Yes, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
street pilot Posted September 12, 2004 Report Share Posted September 12, 2004 Originally posted by Golden Brown Jack Trump: A&F? I hope you get your cell phone back, but the pants should be burned. hahaa. graemlins/thumb.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted September 12, 2004 Report Share Posted September 12, 2004 Originally posted by Republicant: She brought em to me this morning, cell phone intact. Erik, If I finish this quarter with a 3.5 or above, you owe me a case.One case of Thunderbird, comin right up. graemlins/thumb.gifOriginally posted by Republicant: I havent been a Virgin for awhile.birth doesn't count, neither does Mark. tongue.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest monkey4sale321 Posted September 12, 2004 Report Share Posted September 12, 2004 Originally posted by mesteno: The more important questions are: 1. are there teeth marks on te cack? (if no, go to #2) 2. was she cute? (if yes, go to #3) 3. did she act like it could happen again? (if yes, next time, post pics) [/b]Haha i haven't heard anything that funny in a long time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest infamous me 235 Posted September 12, 2004 Report Share Posted September 12, 2004 Originally posted by Republicant: Answer to all three is Yes, sir. So she DID leave teeth marks on our cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted September 12, 2004 Report Share Posted September 12, 2004 Originally posted by Big Slick AK: So she DID leave teeth marks on our cock?AAAAAHHHHH DAMNIT MAN I just woke up, keep that shit to yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted September 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2004 Fuck. God damned alchohol making me post stupid shit. Fuck you, Cody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted September 13, 2004 Report Share Posted September 13, 2004 beer good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 13, 2004 Report Share Posted September 13, 2004 So obviously that whole, "Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1882" thing is obviously true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jpurdy2003 Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Damn. OU chicks are easy. I need to move down there and start a congregation. Remember folks, drunken gargling noises are distinctly different from "No." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted September 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 "No" is short for "now" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prodeje79 Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 ah the good ol days of college. I went to Old School last weekend. It is still a good time when you are 25. :> Am I getting too old for old school??? >:| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black ITR Guy Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Originally posted by Orion: congrats john. losing your virginity is a big step on the road to manhood.even if it is your butt cherry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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