Guest aftermidnight Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Blonde and God > > > > A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust > > and she's in dire financial straits, and for the first time in her life, > > she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray. "God, please help > > me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to > > lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery tonight!" > > Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays . . "God! > > Please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house, and I'm > > going to lose my car as well." > > Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.Once again, she prays..."My > > God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my > > car. My children are starving. I've never asked You for help, and I have > > always been a good servant to you. PLEASE........ let me win the lotto > > just this one time so I can get my life back in order!" > > Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The > > blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God > > Himself..................... "Sweetheart, work with Me on this ..... > > Buy a ticket." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlowmotionMotorsports Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 That's so dumb it's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pg Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Originally posted by pbsracerx: That's so dumb it's funny.This is true, but I was laughing so good joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 i chuckeled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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