Boost-n-Juice Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 >> Three Women -- One German, One Japanese And A Hillbilly -- Were Sitting >> Naked In A Sauna. Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. >> The German Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At >> Her Questioningly. "that Was My Pager," She Said. " I Have A Microchip >> Under The Skin Of My Arm." >> A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Japanese Women Lifted Her Palm >> To Her Ear. When She Finished, She Explained, "that Was My Mobile Phone. >> I Have A Microchip In My Hand." >> The Hillbilly Woman Felt Decidedly Low Tech. Not To Be Outdone, She >> Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. She Stepped Out Of > The >> Sauna And Went To The Bathroom. She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper >> Hanging From Her Behind. >> The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her. The Hillbilly Woman >> Finally Said, "well, Will You Look At That. I'm Gettin' A Fax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest VR4SHO Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 oh no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 sooooooooooo old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scooter Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 I have a pizza joke, but it's cheesey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grease monkey Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 I've never heard it before. Pretty funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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