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>> Three Women -- One German, One Japanese And A Hillbilly -- Were Sitting

>> Naked In A Sauna. Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound.

 

 

>> The German Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At

>> Her Questioningly. "that Was My Pager," She Said. " I Have A Microchip

>> Under The Skin Of My Arm."

 

 

>> A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Japanese Women Lifted Her Palm

>> To Her Ear. When She Finished, She Explained, "that Was My Mobile Phone.

>> I Have A Microchip In My Hand."

 

 

>> The Hillbilly Woman Felt Decidedly Low Tech. Not To Be Outdone, She

>> Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. She Stepped Out Of

> The

>> Sauna And Went To The Bathroom. She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper

>> Hanging From Her Behind.

 

 

 

>> The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her. The Hillbilly Woman

>> Finally Said, "well, Will You Look At That. I'm Gettin' A Fax

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