Joke

[Kevin R.]

A seven-year-old boy was at the center

 

of a courtroom drama today when he

 

challenged a court ruling over who should have custody

 

of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his

 

parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his

 

aunt, in keeping with child custody law and

 

regulations requiring that family unity be maintained

 

to the degree possible.

 

 

 

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that

 

his aunt beat him more than his parents and he

 

adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge

 

then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the

 

boy cried out that they also beat him.

 

 

 

After considering the remainder of the immediate

 

family and learning that domestic violence was

 

apparently a way of life among them, the judge took

 

the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose

 

who should have custody of him.

 

 

 

After two recesses tocheck legal references and

 

confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted

 

temporary custody to the

 

Michigan Wolverines,

 

whom the boy firmly believes are

 

not capable of beating anyone.

 

 

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[Cougar1647545494]

Ha ha.. awesome

[morabu]

LMAO

 

good one!

[Lustalbert]

Nice!