SpaceGhost Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 A son takes his old Father to the doc because he is not feeling well. The Doc runs a bunch of tests and has them come back a week later. So they come back and the Doc sits them both down and explains: “I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news; you have cancer and have a couple of months to live.” Taking the news well the father says to the son: “Son, call all my boys get them up to the bar, let’s get drunk, and toast to the long fruitful life I have lived.” So the son calls all his father’s friends and has them meet up at the bar that night. All his friends at the bar are wondering what is going on, so one yells: “Hey, what’s the news?” The father says: “Well boys I just came from the Doc today and he says I have only a couple months to live, I have THE AIDS. The Father looks at his son and his son motions him to come over and talk in private. “POP, you don’t have AIDS, you have CANCER, why did you tell them you have AIDS?” The father Responds: “I don’t want any of these bastards fucking your mom when I am gone!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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