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Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence .

 

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.

 

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

 

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody

get that catacomb!

 

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

 

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ***** rectum both.

 

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

 

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

 

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake! ." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."

 

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

 

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

 

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

 

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

 

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

 

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

 

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word: Today's word is :"OMELETTE"

 

Let us use it in a sentence.

 

"I should pop yo ass fo FORWARDIN dis, but omelette dis one slide

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