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Honey Lifesavers

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.

He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

 

The children began to say:

 

"Red............cherry,"

 

"Yellow........lemon,"

 

"Green...........lime,"

 

"Orange.......orange."

 

Finally, the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.

 

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

 

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"

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