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10 RIGHTS of men


chrismindless

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1) Men have the Right to remain SILENT, even if she wants to "share."

 

2) Men have the Right to watch PORN, competition inspires.

 

3) Men have the Right to, and the need for SPEED, woman have the Right lane and need to stay in it.

 

4) Men have the Right to anything that EXPLODES: Guns, Fireworks, Video-Games, Orgasms...

 

5) Men have the Right to LAUGH, even if she's crying.

 

6) Men have the Right to KILL all other species, by any means neccessary. (Blow us PETA)

 

7) Men have the Right to POWER: Financial Power, Political Power, and Horse Power.

 

8) Men have the Right to control their own MONEY: Poker is an investment strategy. Lap Dances are financial aid.

 

9) A woman had the Right to change her mind, A Man has the Right to tell her she's full of SHIT.

 

10) Feminist modification cannot replace natural evolution. Men have the Right to be MEN!

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