Guest Removed Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 Warning if you are easyly offended, do not read this What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is! the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts? Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? Everyone has the same DNA. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong" What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'al l ain't gonna believe this s....t" Why is there no Disneyland in China ? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 http://saltywet.com/pics/data/2/1creepyewok.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn1647545492 Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 http://www.playwithlinn.com/Images/funny%20pics/vandammage.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 I think that may be the funniest .gif I have ever seen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 Rofl.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 Rofl.. you bastard, take that out of your sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 HAHAHa.. What sig? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 http://www.fast-rewind.com/break/findex.htm Scroll to the bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 funny thing is im still going to do it! :asshole: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 Been there, done that and I have the T-shirt and lack of cash to prove it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 Been there, done that and I have the T-shirt and lack of cash to prove it! yeah but if you marry this one, you wont be paying child support , but you'll still be broke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 yeah but if you marry this one, you wont be paying child support , but you'll still be broke ROFL. I don't care about childsupport. It is all about love. I could never marry someone I cannot love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 ROFL. I don't care about childsupport. It is all about love. I could never marry someone I cannot love. now your saying you cant love her.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH... um, can we delete this thread? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 no we can go back and edit it.... but i done e-mailed it to her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I guess the sig stays... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I guess the sig stays... why do you think i did it :asshole: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 Better watch out boy. Bad things might happen. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 butthead voice mode: are you threating me: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 http://home.swipnet.se/domorama/Beavis-Butthead2%20L.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 http://www.schlotman.com/art/avatars/force_dude.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaSSon Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 PM guys? Linn, is that Juan Claude van-dam? (spelling, i'm sure) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 PM guys? Linn, is that Juan Claude van-dam? (spelling, i'm sure) Jean-Claude Van Damme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 Jean-Claude Van Damme GAY.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 GAY.... no, IMDB junkie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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