ninjachk08 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 A guy ended up with an older woman at the bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all. He found himself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. They drank a bit and then she asked, "Have you ever had a Sportsman's Double?" "What's that?" He asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said. He wondered what this daughter of hers might look like and his mind began to embrace the idea. He said, "No I haven't had a mother and daughter threesome." They drank a bit more and then she says with a wink, "Tonight is your lucky night." They drove to her place. They walked in, she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom! You still awake?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 ew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 With a 2x4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted August 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 oh come on boys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 With a 2x4Old women need lovin too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 I gotta put a limit on my womens. define old... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 I gotta put a limit on my womens. define old...old - When you are taking off your clothes together, and she warns you, "I have acute angina, so be careful" and your reply is "I hope so, cuz those are the ugliest titties I've ever seen!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Nope haven't been there yet...Not sure I'm too excited either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 you'll get there......just some of us have been there for a while, and have NO shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 I like the young and perky one's still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 I like the young and perky one's still.Don't get me wrong, young and perky will always be my #1 choice. But then reality(aka sobriety) kicks in........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted August 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Ehh you know...even middle aged wouldn't be too bad...I might learn a thing or two When gravity starts taking effect it's gone too far though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01929rr Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 so whats 47 considered middle aged? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted August 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 jon?!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01929rr Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 what... she had just got a divorce and it was my friends mom i dont see anything wrong with this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 so whats 47 considered middle aged?Just like a bike.....depends on the mileage, how it's been taken care of, and how hard it's been ridden!<here comes the hate mail> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted August 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 lol omg you guys!!i see alot wrong with it.. your FRIENDS MOM!! and she's older..alot older than you obviously if she had a son your age.i just couldnt do it myself, but men dont see it like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01929rr Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 actually she had a daughter my age.......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted August 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 did you guys have a mother/daughter threesome?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Don't be hatin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 don't hate the playa'.....hate the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 I hate to say this but this is one messes up conversation, and a friends mom...., does he knowablut this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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