nurkvinny Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad >news is that it will require castration You have a very rare condition, which >causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one >hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the >testicles." > >Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. >He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was >without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was >missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized >that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live >a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I >need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new >suit. > >" The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." > >Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" >"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit, it >fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How >about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." > >The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." > >Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know? >"Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit >perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about >some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." > >The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36." >Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years >old." > >The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would >press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a > headache." > >New suit - $400 >New shirt - $36 >New underwear - $6 >Second Opinion - PRICELESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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