Gergwheel1647545492 Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was probably just another false alarm and stayed put in his bed. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 ahhaha i dig it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathSandwich Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 i laughed much more than i should have... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tshensley Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 hahah good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar1647545494 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Very funny joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwishiwascool Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 i laughed much more than i should have... Likewise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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