Casper Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Q: What does the average Mississippi State player get on his SATs? A: Drool. Q: What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? A: A full set of teeth. Q: How do you get a Michigan graduate off your porch? A: Pay him for the pizza. Q: Why do the Auburn cheerleaders wear bibs? A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms. Q: Why is the Vandy football team like a possum? A: Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road. Q: What are the longest three years of a Florida football player's life? A: His freshman year. Q: How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: None . . . That's a sophomore course at Mississippi. Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco? A: Lexington, Kentucky . . . He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner. Q: Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color? A: They can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week. Q: What did the Michigan grad say to the OSU grad? A: Would you like fries with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MX3Chick Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 You need to find some IU jokes I can pass them on to all my Hoosier coworkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shields1181 Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr3GTP Posted October 21, 2006 Report Share Posted October 21, 2006 :funny: :thumbup: Good ones there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted October 22, 2006 Report Share Posted October 22, 2006 Fuck Blue. They're fucking GOOD, though. Tressel and Tressel Jr. (T. Smith) will fight through another road block on the way to being the greatest OSU team of all time. It might be recent and I'm retarded, but when was the last time the Heisman Trophy winner won the outright BCS championship? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorX Posted October 22, 2006 Report Share Posted October 22, 2006 It might be recent and I'm retarded, but when was the last time the Heisman Trophy winner won the outright BCS championship? Two years ago (2004 season) - Matt Leinart won the Heisman and USC beat Oklahoma in the Orange Bowl to win the BCS championship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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