Civilian friends VS. military friends

[Mojoe]

military vs civilian friends

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk Military

FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Military FRIENDS: Call your

parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that

no

one is late for the ride home.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points

and an E & E route.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

Military FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked

up...but hey, that shit was fun as fuck!"

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

Military FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your

pussy.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

Military FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who

bought it in the first place.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and

leave them alone.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope

for the tag team.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will listen to your relatioship problems and hope it works

out for you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will listen to you over a long hard road march, and will

help you straighten it out better than Dr. Phil.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

Military FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Might try to hit on your girl behind your back.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Have spooned with you in the field more than your girl

has,

and would never even think about doing that.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

Military FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

Military FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out

of

the bar.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on

the way out.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and

are sorry you couldn't come.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and

try to steal free drinks all night.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had

enough.

Military FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,

"Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste..

That's alcohol abuse!!!"

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking

care of each other for so long.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

Military FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later

"okay just one more".

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

Military FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

Military FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

 

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this

Military FRIENDS: Will repost this

[thorne]

funny shit.

[Lustalbert]

I tried to at your going away party, but Ben wouldnt let me use his bed unless he got to join in.

[Lustalbert]

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[yotaman88210]

Ha. Some of these are VERY true!

[351mach11647545510]

lmao