Orion Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Have you ever lost in an e-battle? i have, i think. wait.... um hell, maybe not? i cant remember, ive had so many. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 wow, the last time we had a "this guy is really cool" thread, it was about jack b. heres hoping kevin doesnt suffer the same fate he did. kevin would still lose to me in an e-battle. *grin* Did he die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Did he die? Ah yes, Jack B. Kevin, a long time ago jack graced our presence, and, with consensus from kitchen nut swingers everywhere, he was considered to be a prodigy. He found himself at the top, key board warrior number 1, but, his arrogance was taking over, in fact, after winning a kitchen battle against our very own 94 cobra, which in his own way was unbeatable because “gtechs rock the casbah” he was rocketed into fame. http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/383/geniushc2.jpg Here you can see a picture of Jack; this was just after his claim to prominence. Later, as with any kitchen champ, he was challenged, except, this was not your average e-battle. Jack fought some of the toughest of e-thugs, even our juggernauts; I will not utter their names, simply for the sake of keeping nutswinging out of this thread, besides, they are fags too. The beating carried on some 20 pages, day and night Jack battled but time and effort only sunk him deeper into a metaphorical hole. Some 2 weeks later, as things were settling down, turbo slut made an appearance on the forums. She came looking for Jack, when he failed to answer his pm box she became distraught and frantically searched the forum for him. Finally she came to his e-battle, she braced herself, and began to type the message “Jack, you’ve got tooow wondaful babay gurrss, and day have eyes like their mummy!” This was the last we ever saw of Jack B. http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/1132518862_f.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 That, and to remind you that I have great hair. I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Ah yes, Jack B. Kevin, a long time ago jack graced our presence, and, with consensus from kitchen nut swingers everywhere, he was considered to be a prodigy. He found himself at the top, key board warrior number 1, but, his arrogance was taking over, in fact, after winning a kitchen battle against our very own 94 cobra, which in his own way was unbeatable because “gtechs rock the casbah” he was rocketed into fame. http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/383/geniushc2.jpg Here you can see a picture of Jack; this was just after his claim to prominence. Later, as with any kitchen champ, he was challenged, except, this was not your average e-battle. Jack fought some of the toughest of e-thugs, even our juggernauts; I will not utter their names, simply for the sake of keeping nutswinging out of this thread, besides, they are fags too. The beating carried on some 20 pages, day and night Jack battled but time and effort only sunk him deeper into a metaphorical hole. Some 2 weeks later, as things were settling down, turbo slut made an appearance on the forums. She came looking for Jack, when he failed to answer his pm box she became distraught and frantically searched the forum for him. Finally she came to his e-battle, she braced herself, and began to type the message “Jack, you’ve got tooow wondaful babay gurrss, and day have eyes like their mummy!” This was the last we ever saw of Jack B. http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/1132518862_f.jpg Interesting. Kudos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 don't for get he like to pee on girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 not jack pee, shawn. jack b. different guys, totally. in fact, having met both of them, the only thing they seem to have in common is that theyre both honkeys. lol @ josh. fabricated, but comical, nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 lol @ "josh". fabricated, but comical, nonetheless. http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f156/painteddwagun/oh-no-you-didnt.jpg Ya, I'll tell him good job when I see him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Your killing my thread of praise with your crazy ostrich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 not jack pee, shawn. jack b. different guys, totally. in fact, having met both of them, the only thing they seem to have in common is that theyre both honkeys. lol @ josh. fabricated, but comical, nonetheless. my bad oh yeah I remember him. I work with his wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 Jack B posts on ohiorotaries or whatever site mitias runs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T Rex Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 Damnit Triplethreat... can you please take your kids out of your sig... everytime my wife sees them she is just like "I want a baby, blah blah blah." DAMNIT MAN!!! And I believe its http://www.trackaddicts.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f156/painteddwagun/oh-no-you-didnt.jpg Ya, I'll tell him good job when I see him. BWAHAHAHA!!!! i think i just woke up my neighbor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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