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Tuesday, October 28, 2008 11:14 PM

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local business starts own space program.

In a daring new move, Iron Pony (http://www.ironpony.com/) has decided to start their own space program. In an effort to reduce overhead, they decided to skip the usual Sputnik style program and not use monkeys. Instead, they decided to use a young gullible Asian man. Lured in with promises of a free T-shirt and rumored access to free internet porn, the young man "volunteered" for the first mission.

The anonymous young man is quoted as saying his reason for such a risky venture is "I hear space is the best way to meet chicks, since my riding skillz don't seem to be attracting them."

Iron Pony scientists were overheard their reasoning for skipping the chimps was due to the like-ability of the chimps was rated higher than the volunteer, and there are still somethings you can't get a chimp to do.

Footage of launch to be shown very soon.

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Inside sources from Iron Pony Space Program(registered trade mark) have provided footage of early attempts....

Said the Asian volunteer "do you smell burnt pork? I like burnt pork....especially with sweet and sour sauce....mmmm #13 is my favorite!"

(I know I'm going to hell for this, but it's DAMN funny!)

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