El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 I propose an adopt-a-n00b program for members with over 1,000 posts or over 600 posts or whatever. I basically think this would be a good idea because n00bs need guidance on how to not make shit threads, how not to get flamed like the retards they start out as, and how to be treated with respect. This wouldn't really mean anything, I'm just so goddamn bored right now. I hereby adopt TitusS2k because I think his car is awesome and he seems like a cool guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 This should probably be stickied. Maybe even up for some sort of internet award. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 I would like to adopt Martin. BTW - Alex. I think you should make one of your main focuses with Titus to be the "Noobs Welcoming Noobs" chapter of the text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 I'll adopt all of you. you're all buncha fuckin noobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Meh i've read funnier things today then this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 I adopt Miller. Mainly because I have experience working with "special people". http://microdoted.com/gallery/data/501/ShortBus_1_.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shields1181 Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 I would'nt adopt a single one of you glue eating retards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Alex, not a terrible idea. Yet, I'd contend that it's best for n00bs to navigate CR on their own without help - that way, you weed out those who can't handle it/don't need to be here from those who can handle it/do want to be here. For instance, did you need a n00b tutor? No, and you did fine. So, maybe it's best to not provide handicaps to n00bs and instead allow CR Darwinism to do its job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Omfg Wtf Yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 The down side of this is, we wont have as many people to flame. Then it will get boring with out someone being like martin or the zainesvillepgt guy... Edit: I forgot about bottlefedfocus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Don't Ruin my lunch surfing with this polite and considerate idea. Next think you know we will have a Chris Green is nice to everyone day. A thorne can spell right day. A linn don't challange n00bs to 20$ races day. GOD DONT RUIN CR. -Serious though I think its a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 I adopt Miller. Mainly because he is awesome. http://microdoted.com/gallery/data/501/ShortBus_1_.jpg Adoption accepted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 He can't adopt you Miller. He doesn't meet the requirements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 True story, go jump in a lake Brian, a noob lake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a6/qwik5o/nooblake.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Rofl!!!!!!! Oh Noez!!11!!! I"m Drounding In Teh Noob Lake!!!11!!! 49 more posts and I'll be able to do my part.... 49 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Not you noob, I thought his name was Brian??? oh well, v8 beast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Brian is the only one who can be referred to as Brian. n00b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Brian is the only one who can be referred to as Brian. n00b. I am yoda, you are luke, do not force me to pwn you Kevin. http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/2108/pwntkevinrie5.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 http://www.btinternet.com/~cockles/lightkitten.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 My name is Brian, but only until the night falls. Then I turn into... http://www.hostilism.com/ht/misc/jap_superhero.jpg SEWPER NUUBE!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/J_beezy/2l8di55.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shields1181 Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/lightsaber-7.jpg Priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 When I get the rest of my posts to meet requirements I will adopt bottlefedfocus. I think I can teach him to spell fiancée, and I think I can knock the noob out of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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