CbrGirl Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Mother's milk:Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-termexam. The last question was,'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,'worth70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put tothinkof seven advantages. He wrote: 1.) It is perfect formula for the child. 2.) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3.) It is always the right temperature. 4.) It is inexpensive. 5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6.) It is always available as needed. And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote: 7.) It comes in really cute containers. He got an A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 You funny girl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 I went "HA HA heeee". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CbrGirl Posted November 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Another one:ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,' Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'... I just lost it.' 'CASE DISMISSED!!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 HAHAHAHAHAHa! Good ones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_SV650 Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 that is great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cattmouch33 Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 nice jokes those are great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CbrGirl Posted November 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 One more: A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'Potentially' and 'Realistically'?' The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars . Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.' So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars ?' The mother replied, 'Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!' The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?' The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much amillion bucks would buy?' The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The boy replied: 'Yes. 'Potentially,' you and I are sittingon three million dollars, but 'realistically,' we're living with two hookers and ahomo.'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedogg624 Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 funny stuff right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jermattak Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 i love the 2nd and 3rd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Funny, funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Two hookers and a homo?Isnt that like Threes Company? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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