Kevin R. Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Hahahaha. He is like "Fuck this, I don't care if I get fired." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Tammy(81185) Tammy(81185): Welcome to ChaCha! You: yo wheres that dude Carl at? You: he is smokin chronic on the job You: fire him tammy You: you can do it baby Tammy(81185): I'll see what I can do You: what are you wearing? Tammy(81185): Can I find anything for you? You: do you know who carl is? he works with you You: he's your co-worker You: i talked to him Tammy(81185): No idea. I can try to transfer you and you might get him. You: he was babblin about pokemon You: cool transfer me, i gotta set him straight Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Brian(73486) Brian(73486): Welcome to ChaCha! Brian(73486): Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results. You: brian? You: are you carl's gay lover or somethin? You: or maybe just a carl knock-off You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Brian(74527) Brian(74527): Welcome to ChaCha! Brian(74527): hello how are you today? an what can i help you with? You: are you the same brian i just talked to? You: whats them 5 numbers after your name Brian(74527): dont think so You: oh there must be more than 1 brian You: how many ppl work for chacha? Brian(74527): yea Brian(74527): is that what you need searchd? You: nah, carl66195 was talkin smack to me, he sayin he was smokin weed and stuff, and you should fire him You: or report him to your boss and get a promotion Brian(74527): you can send a report You: if you need a promotion do it, it beats suckin dick Brian(74527): i cant do any of that You: nah thats your job, i just wanna help you out Brian(74527): Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. Bastards..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psi nrg Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 kinda like undr psi Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Kayla(81073) Kayla(81073): Welcome to ChaCha! Kayla(81073): Hi there You: Hey Kayla(81073): Could you be more specific about what you are needing to find out about STDs You: I think I have one so I need info on the most common symptoms Kayla(81073): Go ahead and look over this first site while I find more sources. You: I hooked up with this girl at a party and it burns when i pee Kayla(81073): You could just have a urinary tract infection, I will get you a site with symptoms of that as well. You: guys can get those? Kayla(81073): Yep. Less common, but still possible. You: oh You: im nervous Kayla(81073): I'm sorry you're nervous. Would you also like me to find you information about testing? You: yes Kayla(81073): alright, just give me a moment for me to complete your search You: I dont want my parents to find out You: they are really religous Kayla(81073): Well, if you go to a clinic they won't be able to find out. Kayla(81073): are you located in the US? You: Yes Kayla(81073): alright. You: I dont want people to look at me funny Kayla(81073): They'll be there for the same reasons. Nothing to be embarassed about. You: i get embarassed easliy Kayla(81073): Sorry to hear that. You: Have alot of people asked about stuff like that on here? You: I hope you dont think im a loser cause i might have an std Kayla(81073): I haven't been a guide for very long, so I don't know. But I do post a lot on a teen sexuality forum and it's a common concern, along with pregnancy. Kayla(81073): I don't think you're a loser. Kayla(81073): It's very responsible to get tested instead of ignoring it. You: people ignore them? Kayla(81073): A lot of STDs do not have symptoms, or people are too scared to get tested. You: Im not very educated in this area i was peer pressured into it by some older guys Kayla(81073): Check out the most recent link I posted. It says that nearly 75 percent of people will contract an STD. You: oh my god You: Are they curable? Kayla(81073): Some are. You: what do they have to do? Kayla(81073): The curable ones are bacterial infections, then they will just get you an antibiotic. You: oh can I still have sex while im taking the antibiotic? You: because I really liked it Kayla(81073): Sure. You: does it also mean i might have something if my private parts smell funny? Kayla(81073): It might. You: Could you maybe see fi you could find anything on that? Kayla(81073): yes Kayla(81073): Don't see anything about odor. You: The more and more i read the more scared i get Kayla(81073): I'm sorry. You should get tested then, to set your mind at ease. You will find locations and pricing at the planned parenthood site I posted. Kayla(81073): I've set you up with a lot of good sites, is there anything else I can help you with? You: no this should be ok Kayla(81073): Alright, good luck with everything. If you liked the links I provided, please rate me. You: k Kayla(81073): Have a good day. Kayla(81073): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psi nrg Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 this ended up interesting.... Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Kole(80848) Kole(80848): Welcome to ChaCha! Kole(80848): so what exactly are you looking for You: Something blue that hangs in my front yard Kole(80848): well, i'm going to have to know your address You: are you sure? Kole(80848): well, yea i have to set the spy sattelite coordinates to your house to find out what hangs there You: its 1397 loop road Kole(80848): ok, i'lll try Kole(80848): is it this? You: Kind of looks like that Kole(80848): is this better? You: Although it seams to have arms and legs Kole(80848): this? You: Kind it has big lips You: kinda* Kole(80848): this? You: YES! Kole(80848): sweet Kole(80848): ok i have to ask you this You: ? Kole(80848): how do i shot web? You: you mean shoot? Kole(80848): nevermind You: whats shot web? Kole(80848): its one of my friends thing Kole(80848): i thought u mighta been him Kole(80848): messin with me You: ohh You: nope! Kole(80848): what forum are you posting in? You: I didnt think you would actually send me a picture of a black guy You: thats awesome You: I laughed Kole(80848): well you said blue and big lips You: lol Kole(80848): i thought jazzy jeff You: haha Kole(80848): i lold You: I post on columbusracing.com Kole(80848): ohhh, but they don't condone illegal street racing You: nope Kole(80848): what kind of car do you have? You: 99 eclipse gsx Kole(80848): cool You: makes about 600+hp Kole(80848): i have a 92 civic with a jdm b18c in it You: nice You: turbo? Kole(80848): no You: ohok Kole(80848): it messes with the vtec You: ohh Kole(80848): they don't last very long with turbo You: my roomate has a 98 si Kole(80848): a hatch? You: no coupe Kole(80848): oh You: just has an intake and exhaust Kole(80848): yea it would have to be jdm to be the hatchback You: yeah Kole(80848): other than the engine thats all mine has You: oh ok You: what do you use it for? Kole(80848): i like road racing but i don't get very many chances You: thats cool You: few of my friends into vws do that Kole(80848): ive seen a lot of vw drag races Kole(80848): my brother has one Kole(80848): so i go watch You: whats he drive Kole(80848): a 67 vw bug You: oh cool You: i like old school bugs Kole(80848): yea its really nice Kole(80848): like perfect condition You: i was gunna say if he restored it Kole(80848): well i kinda have to go You: haha ok thanks for bein cool Kole(80848): its been over double the time limit Kole(80848): you're welcome You: haha You: later Kole(80848): bye Kole(80848): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 You CAN'T be serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 the internet is serios bisniss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 OMG I'm crying at work reading all these... Carl was the best lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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