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i got tagged with this little number during the harness inspections at airborne school...

sergeant airborne asked me which door i was goin out of, i replied, then he held up my line for me to turn and i turned the wrong way. to this he said:

"youre more ate up than a bag of dicks at a gay bar"

:lol:

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i got tagged with this little number during the harness inspections at airborne school...

sergeant airborne asked me which door i was goin out of, i replied, then he held up my line for me to turn and i turned the wrong way. to this he said:

"youre more ate up than a bag of dicks at a gay bar"

My D.I. said to the guy in front of me he was about as useful as a shit sandwich in a torrential downpour....

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Ok, I admit it I'm too much like George from Seinfeld - I always think of the good lines after the argument.

To the morons out there I refer to having their head in a dark place with stale air.

E-punks usually can't spell so its fun to point out all their typos, right in front of the whole forum.

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Women look at you wierd when you tell them to shut their dick washer.

but they don't seem to get mad.....

haha thats freaking awesome :lol:

Dont forget dick skinners.

" get your dick skinners off me woman"

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.....Didn't I see your face on the trojan ad...the one that said help prevent accidents like this:D?

(If the guy is with his wife you can always get brutal) If that's your wife, who were you with at the mall last night?:rolleyes:

.....You know, there's no cure for stupid like that.:o

.....Did your mom teach you that line or did you spend your whole life coming up with that?:nono:

.....Just think if your mom would have swallowed, how different you'd have turned out.:lol:

.....(best line for an abortion debate) If you'd have been aborted we wouldn't even be having this conversation.:eek:

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