cmoosego Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 how about "you fetalized abortion of a chineese gang fuck..."or "regurgitated dick spit" ..... or "you morons couldn't find your own asses with both hands and a road map!!"..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyen Soljax Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 i got tagged with this little number during the harness inspections at airborne school...sergeant airborne asked me which door i was goin out of, i replied, then he held up my line for me to turn and i turned the wrong way. to this he said:"youre more ate up than a bag of dicks at a gay bar" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 i got tagged with this little number during the harness inspections at airborne school...sergeant airborne asked me which door i was goin out of, i replied, then he held up my line for me to turn and i turned the wrong way. to this he said:"youre more ate up than a bag of dicks at a gay bar" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 i got tagged with this little number during the harness inspections at airborne school...sergeant airborne asked me which door i was goin out of, i replied, then he held up my line for me to turn and i turned the wrong way. to this he said:"youre more ate up than a bag of dicks at a gay bar"My D.I. said to the guy in front of me he was about as useful as a shit sandwich in a torrential downpour.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robhawk Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Theres also "he's as happy as a fag with a bag of dicks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 i like "you are gay'er than aids" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magifesq Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Ok, I admit it I'm too much like George from Seinfeld - I always think of the good lines after the argument.To the morons out there I refer to having their head in a dark place with stale air.E-punks usually can't spell so its fun to point out all their typos, right in front of the whole forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Theres also "he's as happy as a fag with a bag of dicks"I was gonna use that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Few french fries short of a happy meal.Queer as a 3 dollar bill.Gayer than a faggot eating a hot dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerocrash Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 "100,000 sperm and you're the one who made it.. ""The lifeguard must have been off duty when you slipped in the genepool" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Women look at you wierd when you tell them to shut their dick washer.but they don't seem to get mad..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted November 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Women look at you wierd when you tell them to shut their dick washer.haha thats freaking awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremygsxr Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 why don't you lick the snotty end of my fuckstick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 You guys have some great comebacks... But if I want my cum back Ill wipe it off your chins. I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 You guys have some great comebacks... But if I want my cum back Ill wipe it off your chins. I win.hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 You look like a bag of crushed assholes....I heard that one when I was in the service, referring various people's uniforms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 Women look at you wierd when you tell them to shut their dick washer.but they don't seem to get mad.....haha thats freaking awesome Dont forget dick skinners." get your dick skinners off me woman" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 oh and "you're about as smart as hammered shit" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badseed02 Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 the forever classic when you cant think of nothing off the head "your mom" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badseed02 Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 your breath is so bad you could give ear infections over the phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badseed02 Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 your so fat you dont walk you slide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted November 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can go on a diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magifesq Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 .....Didn't I see your face on the trojan ad...the one that said help prevent accidents like this:D?(If the guy is with his wife you can always get brutal) If that's your wife, who were you with at the mall last night?.....You know, there's no cure for stupid like that......Did your mom teach you that line or did you spend your whole life coming up with that?.....Just think if your mom would have swallowed, how different you'd have turned out......(best line for an abortion debate) If you'd have been aborted we wouldn't even be having this conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12oclocker Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 "how's your wife and my kids doing" is a pretty funny one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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