The Plan by Mostly anonymous

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This is a internet HOAX sorta. I mean the message is the same but Robin williams did not say it acording to snopes.

 

 

The Plan By Robin Williams Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I

love New York " in Arabic.

 

The Plan!You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to

Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for

our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams'

plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

 

"I see a lot of people yelling for

peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

 

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their

affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,

Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will

never "interfere" again

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the

world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the

Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our

borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and

deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're

illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be

available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If

they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This

will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a

temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have

to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing

countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go

someplace else(like Canada ! or Oklahoma !). They can go somewhere else to

sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage

sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural

catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah

or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of

what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it

most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.

That way , no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we

speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan ?

 

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your

poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,

'you want a piece of me ?' "

[kizzzzle]

Amen! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

[BuckeyeGT]

cliff notes:

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cliff notes:

 

If you're not american, fuck you

[ImUrOBGYN]

If you're not american, fuck you

 

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