Guest Removed Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable.'" The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?" The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde." "She'll read it very slow." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 so, now that youve tested it in the other thread, its ok to post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 eeeh... just for the people that dont go too the kitchen. you know, for the ones that dont start dramma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racerchick Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 right....is that even possible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 lol. no, i dont think it is. not here at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 right....is that even possible? .....why are you still here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wunna Dig Race Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 thats pretty funny if you ask me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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