HAOLE Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 allow her to put her finger up your butt. if she thinks you are not serious tell her that the prostate gland gives a better feeling durning sex. then use a guilt trip on how she should try it since you did. :eek2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 :eek2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Get an Audi and you'll wake up arrogant too What does that have to do with anything fuckstick ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 What does that have to do with anything fuckstick ? Fucksick, nice. Was that pulled from a vin diesel movie, or off of the internet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Fucksick, nice. Was that pulled from a vin diesel movie, or off of the internet? I actually just removed it from your mom's ass. Was way too loose in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 I actually just removed it from your mom's ass. Was way too loose in there. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTHER91 Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Try a brand called "wet". Shit is perfect. kills the mood when you mention shit and your talking about anal sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 memories...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 oh he's mean oh he's cool cause he's bad and doesn't follow the pack shutcho fuckn mouths Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 miller you drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 I just woke from my 2:00pm beer-induced-coma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Unforgivable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 so....is that like a maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 "so because they are regulars they are allowed to be pricks?" learn how too use the quote fucktion. and yes...this is CR. you will join the rank's of the rest of the underage cockmouths like hefty jesus.(which always seem too own crappy hondas) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 so....is that like a maybe[/QUOT i slept for too long to be drunk, but im not riht in the head right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 i slept for too long to be drunk, but im not riht in the head right now so when are u? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 ok maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 so when are u? when im not trying to quit smoking cigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest baseciv Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 learn how too use the quote fucktion. and yes...this is CR. you will join the rank's of the rest of the underage cockmouths like hefty jesus.(which always seem too own crappy hondas) Sorry honey, I am not underage. I may own a "crappy honda," but then again I don't rely on a vehicle to define myself. 20 bucks says that whenever you introduce yourself to a chick, you bring up your car within 10 minutes because you have nothing else worthwhile to say about yourself. And what the fuck does "this is CR" have TO do with anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Sorry honey, I am not underage. I may own a "crappy honda," but then again I don't rely on a vehicle to define myself. 20 bucks says that whenever you introduce yourself to a chick, you bring up your car within 10 minutes because you have nothing else worthwhile to say about yourself. And what the fuck does "this is CR" have TO do with anything? I got a $1000 thats says i dont. same $1000 says, when i meet a chick, there asking me about there car. :burn: and im not your honey. fucking homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest baseciv Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Why don't you take that 1000.00 and take a language mechanics course. "same $1000 says, when i meet a chick, there asking me about there car." Is that even fucking English? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Learn the quote feature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 don't be a grammar nazi, we have an entire crew devoted to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Why don't you take that 1000.00 and take a language mechanics course. "same $1000 says, when i meet a chick, there asking me about there car." Is that even fucking English? oohhhh a grammer nazi a.... thenunderstandthisyoufuckinglittletoolyoureadouhcethathasnolifeotherthenarguingontheinterweb.iloveyouguysilldoitallnightlongjusttoopissyouoffotherwiselogoutforeveranddontfuckingcumback. soareyouatmightingtoobeingahomo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 don't be a grammar nazi, we have an entire crew devoted to that. veryveryverytrue http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y196/gearhead559/funny%20shit/1181592538-20085macro-2_b-1.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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