Mojoe Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Ron Burgundy: 1001, 1002, 1003. Veronica Corningstone: Uh, Mr. Burgundy? Helen said that you needed to see me. Ron Burgundy: Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back. Veronica Corningstone: Well, you asked me to come by, sir. Ron Burgundy: Oh, did I? Veronica Corningstone: Yes. Ron Burgundy: Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted September 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Ron Burgundy:"Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast." Champ Kind:"It jumped up a notch." Ron Burgundy:"It did, didn't it?" Brick Tamland:"Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart." Ron Burgundy:"I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?" Brick Tamland:"Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident." Ron Burgundy:"Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while because you're probably wanted for murder. I'm proud of you fellas. You kept your head on a swivel and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cockfight!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 ha, bored? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88lx5oh Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 whats that baxter... you pooped in the refridgerator, and ate the whole wheel of cheese, no im not mad... actually im impressed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted September 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Ed Harken: Ron, are you paying attention? Ron Burgundy: Nope! Yup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted September 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Ron: "I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I wanna be on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted September 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection. Ron: Really? Yes, I do. Um, I'm sorry, it's the-- it's the pleats. It's uh, it's actually a n optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to... the pants store. Oh, this is awkward. lunch break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tshensley Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 San Diego, first discovered by the Germans,...they called it San Diago. Which means a Whales vagina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted September 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 There's no way that's correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88lx5oh Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 your right i did... no one knows what it means Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88lx5oh Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 "I saw you from across the party and I felt compelled to tell you..You have an absolute breathtaking hiney. I mean that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88lx5oh Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 "I'm gonna punch you in the ovary. Straight shot right to the baby maker" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88lx5oh Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 "i'm Trapped In A Glass Case Of Emotion!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88lx5oh Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 "its pugent stings the nostrills.. I'm not going to lie to you brian, that smells like pure gasoline" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 .. i love you all, please continue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted September 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 lol. I need to watch this movie again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted September 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Ron Burgundy: The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 "I love Scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly... " http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/ron2.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady. Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me. Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair. News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted September 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Smells like Bigfoot's dick. ROFL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted September 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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