Mr. Jones Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Tonight I WAS very much enjoying my drive home in this cool weather. Suddenly, that was interrupted by a couple of morons in white beat ass accord. They proceed to come up and pace me, yelling something about my license plate and laughing?? They then attempt to speed off, I of course return the favor by sucking their paint off a second later accompanied by a friendly finger. Hit 120..brakes..brakes..brakes.. oh there they come finally. Let them get close again, surprise! yet another finger I graciously provide and again demonstrate the achoads inability to accelerate. I slow down to 70, cruise back on and 20 seconds later they come flying by. Thanks for interrupting a rather serene and beautiful drive home. Sincerly, RU 1337 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 :marc: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 :marc: x2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 :marc: Shuddup Big Wing Magee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 x2 Well, your just a redneck..what can I say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 you know the difference between audi's and porcupine's? the pricks are on the inside! ZING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 you know the difference between audi's and porcupine's? the pricks are on the inside! ZING Thats your best one yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 then maybe you should pay attention more often! instead of being a normall audi owner and flipping every driver on the road off being the yuppy prick with a cock in his ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wunna Dig Race Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 LMAO Rob iz good at what he do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 then maybe you should pay attention more often! instead of being a normall audi owner and flipping every driver on the road off being the yuppy prick with a cock in his ass! Wow you have really expanded your vocabulary! Ehh it was probably you and your buddy anyway, off to the mullet shop. :thumbup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Wow you have really expanded your vocabulary! Ehh it was probably you and your buddy anyway, off to the mullet shop. :thumbup: mullet....redneck...etc see you have no clue who you are fucking with. one i have no hair. and my neck is not red like charles is! wanna try some more of your lame ass none funny jokes? just turn the computer off, pick up your beer and go back in the bedroom too your boyfriend where you belong! and put his cock in your mouth instead of youre ass this time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 mullet....redneck...etc see you have no clue who you are fucking with. one i have no hair. and my neck is not red like charles is! wanna try some more of your lame ass none funny jokes? just turn the computer off, pick up your beer and go back in the bedroom too your boyfriend where you belong! and put his cock in your mouth instead of youre ass this time! Wow your missing the mark completely, we are exchanging stereo-types. I know who you are But so long as I am the "yuppy" "cocky" "typical audi driver" then I guess you can be the redneck, mullet havin, cousin "marry-in" mustang driver. Deal ? I knew I shouldn't have gotten into it with Rob of all people in the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wunna Dig Race Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 mullet....redneck...etc see you have no clue who you are fucking with. one i have no hair. and my neck is not red like charles is! wanna try some more of your lame ass none funny jokes? just turn the computer off, pick up your beer and go back in the bedroom too your boyfriend where you belong! and put his cock in your mouth instead of youre ass this time! Fuck you I am a RED NECK and Proud Of it FUCK the people who dont like it. Just Because I build my shit on my Red Neck Budget.... Not mommy and daddys Im different Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Fuck you I am a RED NECK and Proud Of it FUCK the people who dont like it. Just Because I build my shit on my Red Neck Budget.... Not mommy and daddys Im different But, Did you marry your cousin/ sister ? If not, you do not qualify for the government's ORR grant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 your the one here proving your stereo-types. now what? i have amustang so now i have a mullet....you can even get the stereo-types right. you must own a GM f-body of some year too have a mullet. now whos the moron..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 My god, I am amazed how off-focus this thread has gotten. Geez you guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 your the one here proving your stereo-types. now what? i have amustang so now i have a mullet....you can even get the stereo-types right. you must own a GM f-body of some year too have a mullet. now whos the moron..... I fail And bow down to the master of the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 But, Did you marry your cousin/ sister ? If not, you do not qualify for the government's ORR grant. see he has too many teeth to marry his sister or cousin..... thats why he is a hilljack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Damn, I need to do some more research. Here I am confusing hilljacks with rednecks, and screwing up the perspective automobiles. ..Geez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Not mommy and daddys Im different You obviously do not know me in the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Tonight was a nice night weather-wise wasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted September 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Tonight was a nice night weather-wise wasn't it? Indeed Tim, alas why it was soo friggen nice to cruise along with the windows/ top open. This is my favorite time of year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crazylady Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 I see I'm not the only one that calls you MASTER!! I fail And bow down to the master of the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Damn, I need to do some more research. Here I am confusing hilljacks with rednecks, and screwing up the perspective automobiles. ..Geez research is yuppy talk.. to know one you must become one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 I see I'm not the only one that calls you MASTER!! coming from the master of my kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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