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Mr. Jones

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Tonight I WAS very much enjoying my drive home in this cool weather.

Suddenly, that was interrupted by a couple of morons in white beat ass accord. They proceed to come up and pace me, yelling something about my license plate and laughing??

 

They then attempt to speed off, I of course return the favor by sucking their paint off a second later accompanied by a friendly finger. Hit 120..brakes..brakes..brakes.. oh there they come finally. Let them get close again, surprise! yet another finger I graciously provide and again demonstrate the achoads inability to accelerate.

 

I slow down to 70, cruise back on and 20 seconds later they come flying by.

 

Thanks for interrupting a rather serene and beautiful drive home.

 

Sincerly,

 

RU 1337

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then maybe you should pay attention more often!

 

 

instead of being a normall audi owner and flipping every driver on the road off being the yuppy prick with a cock in his ass!

 

Wow you have really expanded your vocabulary!

 

Ehh it was probably you and your buddy anyway, off to the mullet shop.

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Wow you have really expanded your vocabulary!

 

Ehh it was probably you and your buddy anyway, off to the mullet shop.

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mullet....redneck...etc

 

 

see you have no clue who you are fucking with. one i have no hair. and my neck is not red like charles is!

 

 

wanna try some more of your lame ass none funny jokes?

 

 

just turn the computer off, pick up your beer and go back in the bedroom too your boyfriend where you belong! and put his cock in your mouth instead of youre ass this time!

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mullet....redneck...etc

 

 

see you have no clue who you are fucking with. one i have no hair. and my neck is not red like charles is!

 

 

wanna try some more of your lame ass none funny jokes?

 

 

just turn the computer off, pick up your beer and go back in the bedroom too your boyfriend where you belong! and put his cock in your mouth instead of youre ass this time!

 

Wow your missing the mark completely, we are exchanging stereo-types.

I know who you are ;)

 

But so long as I am the "yuppy" "cocky" "typical audi driver" then I guess you can be the redneck, mullet havin, cousin "marry-in" mustang driver.

 

Deal ?

 

:D

 

I knew I shouldn't have gotten into it with Rob of all people in the kitchen.

:(

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mullet....redneck...etc

 

 

see you have no clue who you are fucking with. one i have no hair. and my neck is not red like charles is!

 

 

wanna try some more of your lame ass none funny jokes?

 

 

just turn the computer off, pick up your beer and go back in the bedroom too your boyfriend where you belong! and put his cock in your mouth instead of youre ass this time!

 

 

Fuck you I am a RED NECK and Proud Of it FUCK the people who dont like it. Just Because I build my shit on my Red Neck Budget.... Not mommy and daddys Im different

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your the one here proving your stereo-types.

 

 

now what? i have amustang so now i have a mullet....you can even get the stereo-types right. you must own a GM f-body of some year too have a mullet.

 

 

now whos the moron.....

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your the one here proving your stereo-types.

 

 

now what? i have amustang so now i have a mullet....you can even get the stereo-types right. you must own a GM f-body of some year too have a mullet.

 

 

now whos the moron.....

 

I fail :(

 

And bow down to the master of the kitchen.

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But,

 

Did you marry your cousin/ sister ?

If not, you do not qualify for the government's ORR grant.

see he has too many teeth to marry his sister or cousin.....

 

 

thats why he is a hilljack!

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Damn, I need to do some more research.

Here I am confusing hilljacks with rednecks, and screwing up the perspective automobiles. ..Geez

research is yuppy talk..

 

 

to know one you must become one...

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