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Real Men of Genius (Michigan Fan Version)


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Hopefully, there will be audio soon.

 

 

Bud Light Presents.......

 

Real Men of Genius!

 

(sing along: “Reaaaaaal Men of Genius”)

 

Today We Salute You....Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan

 

(sing along: “Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan”)

 

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high pre-season ranking

 

(sing along: “Clutching at straaaaaaws!”)

 

Season after season, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly inferior opponent

 

(sing along: “How’d App State score Thirty Fouuuuur?”)

 

Inevitably, you’ll bring up the past, boast of National Championships won 40 years before you were even born

 

(sing along: “Those were the daaaaaays!”)

 

You’re quick to point out that you have more wins than any other program….as though that is relevant to the current season

 

(sing along: “You’ve been playing football since the 1870-eeeeeees”)

 

Go on, ignore that latest loss to Ohio State and continue believing you’ll defeat any bowl opponent with striking ease

 

(sing along: “We’ll win by thirteeeeeey!”)

 

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort in knowing that after you finish this season ranked number twenty-nine, you’ll be back to number five when the pre-season polls come out next year

 

(sing along: “Oh Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!”)

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