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89% Flavored Oxygen


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...then we pack it with chemicals to flavor it!

 

Ok, an actual quote:

"Enhancing your body's oxygen levels can help sustain your energy level and peak performance, and promote increased alertness and physical stamina." And with this can, you can enhance your body just enough to open and inhale another! Think of the possibilities!

 

Ok, the last part wasn't there. But it should be.

 

I'm taking a case of these and a pack of cigarettes into the next bar I go to pass out to all the whiny bitches complaining of second hand who are getting drunk to drive home while I "kill the world" with my smoke.

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