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HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy

this one

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother

couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's 'roommate', Jennifer was.

Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationshi p between Brian and

Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she

started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the

eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking,

but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother

came to dinner, I' ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.

You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.

So he sat down and wrote:

___________________________________

Dear Mom ,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house,

I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.

But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for

dinner.

Love, Brian

___________________________________

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

___________________________________

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you

'do not' sleep with Jennifer.

But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would

have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

___________________________________

LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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