ImUrOBGYN Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 No Bible bashing, only a humoruous take on some verses much in the same vein as my previous "Top 5" post. http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 laughing like crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morabu Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 i read that when i went to the last link you posted the guy that does this, has the type of humorous writing that cracks me the fuck up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 That is funny stuff. I will have look into these and get the context of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l36tols1 Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 "Martin Luther King may have had a dream, but Moses had a body count" wow lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies Hit the...........FLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 And who knew that the Egyptians were building the first Metal Gear? I certainly didn't... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted December 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 That is funny stuff. I will have look into these and get the context of them. Yeah, I'm not familiar with all the verses. I'm sure some of them may've been taken out of context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 trust me, some of them are definately not in context, but its still funny as heck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 EXCUSE ME?!?! Where the hell is Ezekiel 25:17? "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother. And you will know my name is THE LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon thee." So badass that God couldn't handle it, he had to have Samuel L. Jackson say it. Fuck, even Chuck Norris couldn't hang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Yeah, I'm not familiar with all the verses. I'm sure some of them may've been taken out of context. Good find... that is some funny stuff. I am busy this weekend with continuing ed. I will look into this next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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