Flybye Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 i think i saw you in the gadgets exhibit with who i am guessing is your son? i was going to at least say hello, but you looked to busy text messaging. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boost-n-Juice Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 u failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 http://www.garyclocks.com/JPEGseptember18/sackrider.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 ive never sucked a dick before...whats it like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 I spotted Tilley hangin w/ Tupac and Elvis at Barnes and Noble once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 I spotted Tilley hangin w/ Tupac and Elvis at Barnes and Noble once. Dude I herd tilley was a legend !. i seen him with linn and sam once. i thought for sure chuck norris was going to show up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 I've actually called him. On the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 I've actually called him. On the phone. You, sir, are legendary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 "I like to picture him as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 I heard he once told a cop that alcohol on his breath was just new car smell. I also heard he roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Did I ever tell you about the time Tilley took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally tilleytakes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. tilley yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em! He hated mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! ...And he hated irony The character of johny appleseed was based on Tilley... except for the part about planting apple trees... and not raping men He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. his real name is BILL BRASKEY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Tilley is not all that great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 this thread is starting to win who is this tilley you speak of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Tilley is not all that great I take that back. I just heard tapping on my upstairs window so I looked out of the blinds. Sure enough it was Tilley. He was riding on a unicorn and wearing a white silk robe. I asked him what he was doing (while I stood there in awe). He said, "I'm just being... not all that great!" winked at me, then disapeared in a puff of smoke. I'm a believer now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:yVltVq_JjW-HqM:http://www.roomnine.com/123/winnar.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 I heard he was the mind behind the Hollywood writer's strike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 "I like to think of him like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Yes, that was me. LOL @ the rest of you guys. This thread is actually pretty funny; I'm impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Who the fuck is Tilley? A pokemon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 I thought he was a mystical creature on World of Warcraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 "He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi." "He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!" "His poop is used as currency in Argentina." "tilley drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'" Tilley was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen." "He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million." "We once had a bachelor party for Tilley. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it." "Tilley once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart." "tilley's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong." "tilley ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool." "Did I ever tell you about the time tilley was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Tilley chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews." "He breastfeeds John Madden." "tilley named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that." "If you drop a phonograph needle on tilley's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds.'" "They use tilley's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybye Posted January 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Yes, that was me. LOL @ the rest of you guys. This thread is actually pretty funny; I'm impressed. LOL....i thought so, just wasnt sure. anyways i started this thread for a reason and it was to simply ask you and the other parents/members what they think of the new cosi? personally i prefer the old one, but i also grew up going there quite often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinwebb Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 i think i saw him at Mynt once..... i was scared to talk to him i figured he was just a myth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 When tilley was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's tilley!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. He once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. Crop circles are tilleys way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures tilley allows to live. Tilley is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit. You are what you eat. That is why tilley's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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