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I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS.........

 

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful brown woman wave

at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't remember where they met. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she

replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife

and says, "My God! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your

partner whipped my ass with wet celery???"

 

 

 

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

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