Science Abuse Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 I'm not reading all four pages of this, but has anyone mention that Earth, as well as all other large celestial bodies are amorphous? To put things into perspective, you need to zoom out and observe earth as a ball of matter spinning through space. The way it reacts to contact as a whole is more like a ball of pudding in a weightless environment. Gravity dictates that this would form a sphere... but we're spinning. Truth is, Earth is not a perfect sphere. I deforms a bit from it's own rotation, and has a roaming bit of distortion from the gravitational pull of the moon (very little, most evident in the tides). We're not a spinning rock, things that hit us are absorbed, not bounced off into space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupe_no Posted March 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Whats more awesome is that now your trying to argue things we can and have proved. my friend, nothing has ever been proven to me except what i can see with my own eyes, smell with my own snout, hear with my own ears, taste with my own tongue, and touch with my own fingertips therefore i have concluded your moms chest is flat, she smells/tastes like bacon, she looks/sounds like a gorilla and her offspring has evolved into a more human like creature 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 From the evolution thread, I reiterate; coupe_no, everything you just posted is so incredibly, retardedly wrong that I don't even know where to begin to educate you otherwise. So I'm not going to. Have a nice life in your little world. /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 my friend, nothing has ever been proven to me except what i can see with my own eyes, smell with my own snout, hear with my own ears, taste with my own tongue, and touch with my own fingertips therefore i have concluded your moms chest is flat, she smells/tastes like bacon, she looks/sounds like a gorilla and her offspring has evolved into a more human like creature That can't be true because you don't believe in evolution. Seriouslly are you that dense. Do you also believe that EVERY single email you send is monitored? If you say bomb on the phone there coming to ur house? come on man how far does ur glass of kool aid go? There is this wonderful religion i would like to introduce you to. It's called scientology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 From the evolution thread, I reiterate; /thread qft qft qft I don't understand how someone like him plans to make a living or have any kinda of succesful life. Maybe he would prefer to be a sign holding preachy bastard who tells us the ends coming and that the earth is flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 I did not read the thread (sorry to everyone that did), so I don't know if anyone mentioned it to you yet, but did you know that real men took real pictures of the real Earth? Lots of pictures, from lots of different angles. All kinds of them. Super-detailed, high-resolution masterpieces. Know what you can tell by looking at the pictures? That's right. You can tell what basic shape the Earth is. See... it's actually half-moon shaped. http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/earth-1.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 I did not read the thread (sorry to everyone that did), so I don't know if anyone mentioned it to you yet, but did you know that real men took real pictures of the real Earth? Lots of pictures, from lots of different angles. All kinds of them. Super-detailed, high-resolution masterpieces. Know what you can tell by looking at the pictures? That's right. You can tell what basic shape the Earth is. See... it's actually half-moon shaped. http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/earth-1.jpg It's funny he don't believe in pics but a book written a long time ago is ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 I did not read the thread (sorry to everyone that did), so I don't know if anyone mentioned it to you yet, but did you know that real men took real pictures of the real Earth? Lots of pictures, from lots of different angles. All kinds of them. Super-detailed, high-resolution masterpieces. Know what you can tell by looking at the pictures? That's right. You can tell what basic shape the Earth is. See... it's actually half-moon shaped. http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/earth-1.jpg lol awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 And c'mon! Nobody wants to touch my "Expanding Earth" theory? Nah. coupe_no is providing excellent entertainment. Way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupe_no Posted March 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 Originally Posted by GonneVille So I'm not going to. Have a nice life in your FLAT little world. fixed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrhobbz Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 fixed idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan1647545506 Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 this isnt as gay as my "doing it yourself thread" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 this isnt as gay as my "doing it yourself thread" You're a bit proud of that aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 wtf is this still going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 i wish i could falcon punch my gf right now in the vagina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 See... it's actually half-moon shaped. http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/earth-1.jpg you my friend are semi right. if you look closely, you will see it is half moon shaped andddddddd FLAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 quad post ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyin Miata Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Oh my god everything you have said here makes perfect sense. Where do I sign up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88lx5oh Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 this explains everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 this explains everything I want that job! I'd get to slap people around and get paid for it! And the best part is that people who give up their free will and freedom of thought like that would so deserve it. Sheeple: Save me! Me: FALCON PUNCH!! Sheeple: *thud* Me:You're saved. Next! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinkinhood Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 Just to make a quick and probably not really needed mention, the geocities link given on page 2 quotes "They teach us that 75% of the earth is liquid water" I would like to state that that is a misquote. The correct quote would be "They teach us that 75% of the earth's SURFACE is liquid water." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 Make This Thread Go Away!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 Make This Thread Go Away!!! There is, of course, always the option of not clicking on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan1647545506 Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 There is, of course, always the option of not clicking on this thread. no way an yes i take pride in my gross thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 This guy should have his publishing rights removed from the night crew section. I concur. If I had teh powah, I'd make it so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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