Guest 614Streets Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 Viewing who's online and then seeing someone else is doing the same is just like making eye contact while pissing at public restroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 Could be worse, he could have talked to you after eye contact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 There is no talking in the mens' restroom unless the restroom is on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 Tell me about it. I tried to take a shit this morning and some asshole was in there cleaning and signing while he was doing it. Hell of a way to take away a man's morning glory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 Speaking of bathrooms... All men's bathroom pissers should have the current newspaper sports/classified/etc plastered to the wall in front so you can read it while pissing, thus keeping everyone's attention straight ahead. On a side note, anyone ever catch someone trying to sneak a peek at you in a public restroom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 Speaking of bathrooms... All men's bathroom pissers should have the current newspaper sports/classified/etc plastered to the wall in front so you can read it while pissing, thus keeping everyone's attention straight ahead. On a side note, anyone ever catch someone trying to sneak a peek at you in a public restroom? It is better to have a playboy center fold of Marilyn Monroe about the urinal. I can give you the address of a 24/7 cafe that has said picture in the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 Speaking of bathrooms... All men's bathroom pissers should have the current newspaper sports/classified/etc plastered to the wall in front so you can read it while pissing, thus keeping everyone's attention straight ahead. On a side note, anyone ever catch someone trying to sneak a peek at you in a public restroom? yup you did just the other day. hehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrhobbz Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 yup you did just the other day. hehehehe Thats some fruitopian shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 There is no talking in the mens' restroom unless the restroom is on fire. As long as there is a nice divider it is ok, per rule book #748 paragraph 2 section 4 line 14. "There must be sufficient vision blocking in mens restroom, to permit the use of speaking while in stalls. Alcohol must be involved for such words and vocal contact to take place." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrhobbz Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/5/b/15b23574a622868da68616bfa8f3447f.gif Rofl, you = my hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 As long as there is a nice divider it is ok, per rule book #748 paragraph 2 section 4 line 14. "There must be sufficient vision blocking in mens restroom, to permit the use of speaking while in stalls. Alcohol must be involved for such words and vocal contact to take place." I guess. I would still not go into a restroom with another guy but that is me. If one was already in there and I was drunk I still would not talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Jesus Christ, are you afraid that if you open your mouth you might drop to your knees with your gaping man pleaser and suck their cock because it is open? What the fuck does it matter? If you are not gay and don't like men what do you have to worry about? Just come out of the closet already and declare your ALLEGIANCE... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Jesus Christ, are you afraid that if you open your mouth you might drop to your knees with your gaping man pleaser and suck their cock because it is open? What the fuck does it matter? If you are not gay and don't like men what do you have to worry about? Just come out of the closet already and declare your ALLEGIANCE... Whoa whoa whoa now... no need to go around gay bashing people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 When I am out at a meet, ask me about the story of me shitting in the bathroom of a Bowling Green, Kentucky Boobie Bar. Fucking Hilliarious, too long to type. http://smiliesftw.com/x/NinjaDissapear.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 When I am out at a meet, ask me about the story of me shitting in the bathroom of a Bowling Green, Kentucky Boobie Bar. Fucking Hilliarious, too long to type. http://smiliesftw.com/x/NinjaDissapear.gif Which one, I've been kicked out of one down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 I forget the name, it was such a bad boobie bar, that in it's self is part of the story. They wanted us to pay a $10 membership and swear we were not cops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Sounds like the one we got kicked out of... Friend Clay was offered a two for one lap dance. When the two chicks were done, he paid the first one that offered the deal. The second chick asked where her money was and he said she needed to talk to the other girl. Girl gets pissed, starts talking shit so he throws a 20 at her and says something along the lines of "here you fucking crack whore". Clear heel goes flying at the back of his head, we're escorted out. We also got some crazy drunk hooker to ride a mechanical bull about 400 times while wearing a mini skirt... I think that place is called THE DUKE or something. But the bull isn't there anymore. Next time you're there, hit Toots if you haven't ever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Bwahahahaha, We will have to talk some time soon. "The Duke" sounds familiar it may be that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 The Duke (or Douce?) is some cowboy bar our friend black Chris likes - no titties there. I don't remember the name of the joint we got kicked out of, there were about 7 of us in a Crown Vic which we took over the jump (spot we always air out rentals during the GSCA Nats) and then ended up there, I was wasted and didn't pay attention to the name of the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 I don't know, it was the worst Boobie bar I have ever been in. I paid $10 and swear I was not a cop to take a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Oh shit, I just remembered we got pics of that wild shit... http://i26.tinypic.com/160rm6h.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Drunk hookers FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 nice! and what the fuck is wrong with your school? That sounds like some gangster shit to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Who fucking knows. I need to find a job, and soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k131/garren13/notgay.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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