natedogg624 Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 maybe we should just have a single thread of jokes...anyways: HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNERYou don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of themeal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian'sroommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of arelationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made hermore curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, shestarted to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer thanmet the eye.Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you mustbe thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'About a week later , Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since yourmother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silvergravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to besure. So he sat down and wrote:__________________________________________________ ____________________Dear Mom,I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'mnot saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you werehere for dinner.Love, Brian__________________________________________________ ____________________Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother thatread:__________________________________________________ ____________________Dear Son,I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying thatyou 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, shewould have found the gravy ladle by now.Love, Mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 (edited) Funny you mention that...I used the 'Search' function and typed in the word 'joke' and look what I found.http://www.ohio-riders.net/showthread.php?t=14075Started in May.Sorry, it's too easy to be a smartass on this one. Ohh, and to burst your bubble even more... that joke is a repost. http://www.ohio-riders.net/showthread.php?t=18196Sorry buddy. Edited December 17, 2008 by JRMMiii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 Ohh, and I don't wanna forget....IBIP!!!! :D:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 your like the repost po po....:-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedogg624 Posted December 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 damn ben again. lock 'er down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Drordy Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 Ohh, and I don't wanna forget....IBIP!!!! :D:pWhat the hell does IBIP stand for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremygsxr Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 I barfed in puke or in before Isaacs papa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 I barfed in puke or in before Isaacs papaDefinitely the latter, but points for creativity on the former. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 Jrmiii, youre a quick lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 That's because I have 2 weeks of vacation that I didn't start using until after Thanksgiving.So I have nothing to do but watch TV, workout, surf the net, and play Xbox all day. All my friends are still working on weekdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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