dragknee66 Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Those are funny too. Im a sucker for silly/stupid jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 A Mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "I can't serve you." Mushroom says, "Why not? I"m a Fun-gi !!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun. "Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctivly crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on" "Ok, got it." the homeowner replied. "But whats that shotgun for?" "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the man said, "shoot the Chihuahua." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 two nuts are walking through a park, one was assaulted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 What do you get when drop a piano down a mine shaft?? A flat minor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 bahahaha... these are good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 What do you call a man without arms or legs.... Q: In a hole? A: Phil Q: In your mailbox? A: Bill Q: On your porch? A: Matt Q: Hanging on your wall? A: Art Q: Under a pile of leaves? A: Russell Q: Water skiing? A: Skip Q: In the lake? A: Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Q: How do you top a car? A: You tep on the brake, tupid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the plains of the west when Tonto dismounts his horse and puts his ear to the ground. Lone Ranger ask him "What is it Tonto?". Tonto replies, "Buffalo come" Lone Ranger asks, "And you can hear them?" Tonto stands and replies, "No, ear sticky". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Q: What do you call a cow with two legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the plains of the west when Tonto dismounts his horse and puts his ear to the ground. Lone Ranger ask him "What is it Tonto?". Tonto replies, "Buffalo come" Lone Ranger asks, "And you can hear them?" Tonto stands and replies, "No, ear sticky". EW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Micky and Minnie mouse are in court to get a divorce. Judge says "Mr. Mouse, I can't grant you a divorce simply because you think your wife may be mentally disabled" Micky says "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Q: How do you catch a polar bear? A: Dig a whole in the ice, and line it with peas. When he comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Micky and Minnie mouse are in court to get a divorce. Judge says "Mr. Mouse, I can't grant you a divorce simply because you think your wife may be mentally disabled" Micky says "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!" haha i love this one... i have friends of the family that used to be micky and minnie in florida.. they have sense gotten a divorce haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Did you hear Willie Nelson was killed last night? He was playing On the Road Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 How does a whale have oral sex? He bites the head of a submarine and sucks out all the seamen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 what was spock doing looking in the toilet? studying the captains log. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? only 2, but how the heck did they get in there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! Ha ha ha -------------------- Two pirates were talking. One pirate noticed a steering wheel attached to the other pirate's crotch. "Why do ye have a steering wheel on yer crotch?" the pirate asked. The other pirate replied, "Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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