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George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline:

 

 

Bush

Wants us

to cut the amount of gas we use...

 

 

The

best way

to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal

immigrants!

 

 

That

would be

11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas

would come down.....

 

 

Bring

our

troops home from Iraq to

guard the Border....

 

 

When

they

catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a

canteen, rifle

and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...

 

 

Tell

him if he

wants to come to America then

he must serve a tour in the military....

 

 

Give

him a

soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

 

 

After

his

tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended

this

country.....

 

 

He

will also

be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... .

 

 

This

option

will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a

solution for the

troops in Iraq and

the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves..

....

 

 

If

they refuse

to serve, ship them to Iraq

anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

 

 

 

Problem solved.....

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Best way to lower use of gas: Put people on essentially gas stamps limiting the amount of gas they can buy in a weeks time. If they have to go over hit them with an 80 cents extra per gallon. Such would lower the amount of gas used by america, lowering out demand and need of it.
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+1 I have been saying that on here even for some time now.

 

August 2005 by me( hey i was bitching about 42.00 to fill up :lol: ) :

http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17506&highlight=China

 

 

Plus they currently have subsidized gas which = unlimited demand. With the olympics coming up and the huge earthquake that just happened, don't look for prices to drop anytime soon until the Asian gov't jump their prices to curb their unlimited subsidized demand

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