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so ya I'm 19. I have a civic ex right now. Its slow but the wallets small so what can I say. I've had fast cars but I love my little skivic right now. It has an si exhaust, dc header, hood ass intake, crack on the rear bumper. Thats about it. Fuck 4 bones a gallon!!

 

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VTEC, also known as Variable Taruntula Engine Codez, is a performance automotive engine management system developed by Anthony Schmidt in A.D. 1604 for use in his Ford Skyline GT-R. The system dramatically increases the Megahertz rating of a car engine by turbo-charging its camshafts and reinforcing its cylinders with Korean plutonium-derived substance called NOZ. When properly installed, it can turn a 90 horsepower Honda Corvette econobox into a 2500-horsepower dragster capable of reaching warp 6 in under -26927.6 seconds! However warp 8 can be achieved once ricer modifications have been made.

 

These modifications include, but are not limited to:

 

* Giant Wing

* Oversized and un-fitting body kits

* Giant Chrome rims (Must be over 19" to qualify)

* Cut springs, or Lowering springs that slam to the earth

* Neon lights of any kind, shape, or color

* Altezza Tail lights

* Fart Can otherwise known as a High performance Muffler *ghey*

* Giant APC Autozone Sticker

* Anything Type R

* "Racing" seat covers

* Painted interrior *bleh*

* And anything else that looks like it should be in a race car or mario andretti's bathroom.

 

To learn more about VTEC click the link http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/VTEC

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so ya I'm 19. I have a civic ex right now. Its slow but the wallets small so what can I say. I've had fast cars but I love my little skivic right now. It has an si exhaust, dc header, hood ass intake, crack on the rear bumper. Thats about it. Fuck 4 bones a gallon!!

 

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ERRRRRRRRRRT asdkahsdahsdlasdas.

 

^ thats you crashing into the wall of epic shame. Delete yourself pls.

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