ImUrOBGYN Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Because Bruce kicked Chucks ass It is rumored that the fight you are about to watch between Bruce and Chuck was an actual fight that took place during filming. Hell, we could pretty much end this list right here if that is true. Bruce took that man’s hair right off his chest! The so called great Chuck Norris roundhouse kick must have been on vacation that day, because Bruce slapped him around like a pimp does a whore when she comes up a quarter short and ten seconds late. Enjoy… (Was going to embed it, but couldn't get it to work on here.) Bruce trained Chuck Chuck Norris was not Chuck Norris until he met Bruce Lee. Bruce forged Chuck into the bad ass motorcycle riding terrorist killing Delta Force guy that we all remember from early eighties B-movies. If Bruce was on those very same motorcycles, his kill count would have been zero because everyone would have killed themselves out of fear before he got there. Infomercials motherfucker! Bruce never did them. His movies were always quality. It could be argued that Bruce never got old enough to fall so low and that he would have if he had needed the money. To those who would argue that, Bruce’s fist just came back from the grave and smacked you so fast and so hard that you don’t even know it happened. Later on, your head will be sore. Bruce was to fast for film Chuck is not quite so quick. Filmmakers used to have to slow down the reels to catch Bruce’s lightning so that audiences would see what the fuck he was doing. He once moved so fast, the theory of relativity damn near broke off the science books. Luckily, it was only bent all to hell and could be pounded out by Mexicans… Chuck Played bad asses, Bruce played Bruce Chuck Norris always played some sort of crazy, bad ass dude in all of his movies. Bruce Lee played Bruce Lee. The storyline didn’t matter. When Bruce Lee showed up, you just knew he was going to beat the asses of everyone else in the film. There need be no back story. It doesn’t matter what happened before. He was there, asses were kicked, end of story. Legacies Bruce had a legacy. His name was remembered long after he died and will be for many years to come. His son nearly followed in his footsteps except he was killed by the crazy ass mysterious death before he could go all out ass-kicker. Chuck has the Bowflex and some stale internet jokes that ceased to be cool in the 1800’s, literally thousands of kilometers before the internet was even born. Bruce is the final boss of the universe No one has ever beaten the universe because anyone that has ever played through to the end will find that Bruce is the final boss, and unbeatable due to a glitch in the game. Even cheat codes and hacks are useless against his might. There is a save point right outside so you can try as much as you like. Some Jesus fellow does it for you, it’s like his whole purpose in the universe… If you had to do hand to hand combat with zombies and you could pick one dude to get your back… This is where people start to show their real colors. Chuck? Hell no. Anyone in their right mind would choose Bruce Lee. “But Bruce is dead…” you may say, “Wouldn’t he be a zombie, too?” While that may be true, I would still take zombie Bruce over alive Chuck 9 times out of 8 and twice more on Sundays. Zombies come out on Sundays. Hence ‘church’… Since it doesn’t get any better than promising 9 and jewing you with 8, I’ll leave you with that. No offense, Anthony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b180/smskinner/JPoWRe.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 gawddam! i thought I was a hairy mofo! chuck needs a norelco, stat! wondering how i havent seen that fight before. chuck was whuppin his ass for a second, then it was "put on your dancing shoes..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b180/smskinner/JPoWRe.jpg I LOLed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Bruce is the final boss of the universe No one has ever beaten the universe because anyone that has ever played through to the end will find that Bruce is the final boss, and unbeatable due to a glitch in the game. Even cheat codes and hacks are useless against his might. There is a save point right outside so you can try as much as you like. Some Jesus fellow does it for you, it’s like his whole purpose in the universe… I almost choked on my beer laughing. Its funny because its true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 If you quote this you can see how I did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Looks like a certain someone will be gettin a surprise round house kick to the face tonight from Chuck Norris for posting something like this good shit tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 It is rumored that the fight you are about to watch between Bruce and Chuck was an actual fight that took place during filming. False. For one, there would have been allot less getting up if it were real. More obviously, the many shots and camera angles, obvious pulled punches, etc. It was film. Bruce Lee was an artist, Chuck is an actor. Bruce began a school that is still around today, IIRC there is even one in ohio. No infomercials would be needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Chuck Alive > Bruce Dead I'm just sayin.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICEMAN1647545504 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Chuck Alive > Bruce Dead I'm just sayin.... True True... I look at it this way... The only MOFO that kicked his ass... Is dead... Chuck rules now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODoyle Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Fuck Chuck!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 None of this matters. Everything is based one that first fight. If you look, Chuck does not have a beard. Everyone knows that his beard is the source of his strength. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baron_ Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 False. For one, there would have been allot less getting up if it were real. More obviously, the many shots and camera angles, obvious pulled punches, etc. It was film. +1 I think I'd laugh at anyone that tried to convince me of that, after watching that clip. Very obviously cinema, drama...etc. Nothing like what a real fight would be like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted July 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Of course that wasn't a real fight. This if for entertainment purposes only. However, it was rumored they had fought for real, though, I'm sure, it was probably only sparring. It is said Bruce Lee was superior, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 http://www.toadking.com/6x9=42/Chuck%20Norris%20Action%20Figure.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted July 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 I would also like to add that in the giant monster version of chuck norris vs bruce lee, Godzilla takes King Kong all day. For some added actual trivia, there were two versions of King Kong vs Godzilla. In the American ver, King Kong wins; Japanese ver., Godzeera wins. King Kong can beat a Trex, but he's not beating Godzeera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinHawk1647545499 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 chuck killed bruce, cause of that movie, he did it so stealthy they dont even know the cause of Lee's death. - probably just thought Bruce into death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 they dont even know the cause of Lee's death.Err yes "they" do. In other news: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0843850/ I saw it, I lol'ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted July 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 If you quote this you can see how I did it. wth, I used the embed function but when I previewed it, it wasn't working. Oh well, thanks, anyway. At least I know next time I'm on the right track. Must've missed the link itself up or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinHawk1647545499 Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Err yes "they" do. In other news: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0843850/ I saw it, I lol'ed. no not really, no body dies from weed, or the type of muscle relaxers he took Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Chuck is still alive, therefore >. Chuck wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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