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How many CR members does it take to change a light bulb?


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1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb

has been changed

 

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and

how the light bulb could have been changed differently

 

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

 

1 to move it to the Lighting section

 

2 to argue then move it to the Electrical section

 

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about

changing light bulbs

 

5 to flame the spell checkers

 

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

 

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

 

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the

proper term is "lamp"

 

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and

that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

 

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to

please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

 

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all

use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to

this forum

 

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is

superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of

light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands

are faulty

 

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different

light bulbs

 

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then

post the corrected URL's

 

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are

relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to

this group

 

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety

including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

 

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post

because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

 

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time

ago?"

 

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting

questions about light bulbs"

 

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months

from now and start it all over again.

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You can't touch the bulb? For real?

 

The twisty ones are cool except they take longer to light up and in some light sockets they make a weird humming noise.

 

http://www.servicelighting.com/Fluorescent-Light-Bulbs

 

I have used both the regular and twisty, and don't really have an opinion. I don't give a fuck about light bulbs.

 

Why is this in the kitchen?

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Maybe you don't wanna touch the new glass bulb for the same reason you don't touch a new headlight bulb? I don't know, somebody clue me in.

Nah thats halogens , thoose twistys are fluorescent so the skin oil thing doesnt apply.

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Don't forget to use a potato half to safely remove a broken light bulb. Ohh, and of course make sure the light source is not turned on. HOME IMPROVEMENT/TOOL TIME FTW.

 

Jackson

 

this $8 EaseOut Bulb Remover will make it easy to reach inside there and twist out the remains of that hapless light bulb s base

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2006/01/light_bulb_remover.jpg

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You can't touch the bulb? For real?

 

The twisty ones are cool except they take longer to light up and in some light sockets they make a weird humming noise.

 

http://www.servicelighting.com/Fluorescent-Light-Bulbs

 

I have used both the regular and twisty, and don't really have an opinion. I don't give a fuck about light bulbs.

 

Why is this in the kitchen?

 

The only problem I have with the whole fluorescent thing is that they SUCK in outdoor light fixtures. They take forever to light in cold weather, which makes themm absolutely useless in motion-detector security fixtures, and in really cold weather, they sit there half-lit for half an hour before they get warm.

 

OTOH, the multi-LED house bulbs are starting to come down in price.

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I like the low-energy fluorescents for indoor lamps just for extra brightness. A lamp you could ordinarily only put a 40w or 60w incandescent lamp into, you can toss in a 200w light output fluorescent. It's ungodly bright if that's what you're going for, and it won't melt down the base it's in :).

 

 

I actually saw a 300w comparable fluorescent at Lowes the other day too, I think it only used 60 or 70 watts. It was probably 6 inches tall or so, so it might not fit everywhere, but GOOD GOD that would give you a suntan.

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You aren't supposed to touch the twisty part when changing a compact fluorescent bulb because they are both very fragile, and filled with a toxic material (Mercury). Break the bulb off, and you have two problems! *Always* grip the bulb by the plastic base when installing or removing.

 

And as far as the list of members required to make one post... Here is a timely addition that fits CR a bit better:

 

2 to complain about how Republicans don't care about blown out light bulbs (it should be your freedom to sit in the dark, damn it)

 

3 to complain about how Democrats would make light bulbs better for everyone (if given the chance and enough tax dollars)

 

3 to complain about how Ron Paul would have eliminated light bulbs altogether and that the system is broken since we have been using tungsten to brighten our homes for 100 years now and the founding fathers didn't need any of that crap.

 

1 to "remind" everyone that the elections are a sham and that all politicians are alike (They all want to see their own privileged asses get a position of power) (what were we talking about anyway?)

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