Zoner1320 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 In Dayton, a few years ago, there was a law that stated homeless people in dayton must apply for and carry a license to beg on the street. Source: I used to live here! In Oxford, It is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face. In Tolido, It is illegal to hold a piece of cheese in your hand while talking to the opposite sex. Source: dumb.com In Wilmington, You are forced to go to school for truancy matters yet they pull you out of school to go to court multiple times...!!! Source: experience In Xenia, Your not allowed to poop on you front yard or the side walk Source: book In Youngstown, You may not run out of gas. Source: Youngstown City Ordinances, Section 331.44 LinkThese Laws have been posted for general info. So please read and take note of the Dumb-ass laws that apply to your town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 nice some where in ohio its illegal to walk a leashed aligator down the street. i forget the book i read that out of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4isvt Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 its illegal to fish for whale and also illegal to get a fish drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoner1320 Posted January 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Back when the Ohio constitution was written in 1802, the mentally ill were referred to as idiots rather then to more politically correct terms used today. So, it was written in the constitution that idiots were banned from voting. However, such provisions did not apply to those running for office, so it’s possible to elect an idiot into office.Strongsville- Catch 22s are banned from this town. You are not allowed to inquire about which came first, the chicken or the egg.North Canton- You must notify the city police before you decide to go skateboarding.Lowell- It is illegal to run your horse over five mph. Ride Mr. Ed at a safe speed.Lima- All maps that do not clearly show Lima city is prohibited from being sold. (So that is how Lima was put on the map)Irontown- Cross-dressing in the town of Ironton is not allowed and will send you to jail.Cinn- Having intercourse in the rear is strictly prohibited.Ohio- Committing a crime on Sunday or the 4th of July will not get you in trouble as this Ohio law states you cannot be arrested on those days. Section 2331.12General Assembly: 100.Bill Number: House bill 1Effective Date: 10-1-53No person shall be arrested during a sitting of the senate or house of representatives, within the hall where such session is being held, or in any court of justice, during the sitting of such court, or on Sunday, or on the fourth day of July. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 cinn is a boring city Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 wow.. these are crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoner1320 Posted January 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Ashtabula- It is against the law to try to out run a Kawi. Tis law was put in place in 2008 Due to the opponents of the Kawi rider getting injured in the process. It appears that the opponent would get blown from his machine just after the Kawi passed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troyec001 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 I thought it was because chasing down a kawi wasn't a challege. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoner1320 Posted January 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 I thought it was because chasing down a kawi wasn't a challege. Yeah ok stick to that one.....LOL:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Ashtabula- It is against the law to try to out run a Kawi. Tis law was put in place in 2008 Due to the opponents of the Kawi rider getting injured in the process. It appears that the opponent would get blown from his machine just after the Kawi passed. ahahah i like that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 I thought it was because chasing down a kawi wasn't a challege. this seems more accurate:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troyec001 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 this seems more accurate:DTHANK YOU. You're my new best friend. I was just saying, all these Kawi riders loooove to brag, and no one says anything about it.You know what they say about the ones who brag the most Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 this seems more accurate:Dfrom the biggest closet kawi lover i know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 from the biggest closet kawi lover i know HA! yea right... far from it sugar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 denial is an ugly enemy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoner1320 Posted January 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 HA! yea right... far from it sugar! Its okay Jess Acceptance is the next step. Kid and I are here to help you through is level of mass confusing state you have entered in....LOL:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoner1320 Posted January 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 THANK YOU. You're my new best friend. I was just saying, all these Kawi riders loooove to brag, and no one says anything about it.You know what they say about the ones who brag the most So what are you trying to say??????....LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Its okay Jess Acceptance is the next step. Kid and I are here to help you through is level of mass confusing state you have entered in....LOL:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Well you can shove your Jess Acceptence up your you-know-what right along with the kawi!!! LOL I'm a Honda fan foreva!!! (LITERALLY) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Well you can shove your Jess Acceptence up your you-know-what right along with the kawi!!! LOL I'm a Honda fan foreva!!! (LITERALLY) whoa take it easy there killer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoner1320 Posted January 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Well you can shove your Jess Acceptence up your you-know-what right along with the kawi!!! LOL I'm a Honda fan foreva!!! (LITERALLY) And you say that with a smile...WOW....LOL What a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoner1320 Posted January 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Alabama- It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger than the diameter of his thumb.(To some people this would be great) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Well you can shove your Jess Acceptence up your you-know-what right along with the kawi!!! LOL I'm a Honda fan foreva!!! (LITERALLY) that might be illegal in some sections of the state Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4isvt Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ even better in arizona it is legal to beat your wife once a month. Just imagine the ass whooping if she finally pushed him over the edge on the 31st. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nochknstrps Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 It is legal for a woman to go topless in the city of columbus... Source saw in the new paper a long time ago. Come on ladies what are you waiting for exercise your right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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