TimTaylor751647545500 Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 "I play for keeps, I PLAY FOR KEEPS" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanbibber Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 if you smell something delicious, its not coming from your tailpipe, its a little bit of :shakesfist: SHAKE and /pullshitoutofoven/ BAKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brrcats Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Help me Tom Cruise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 if you dont chew big red, then fuck you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Ricky, this car is like your Excalibur, the mighty sword King Arthur used to bring together the knights of the round table, until Lancelot betrayed him by laying with his queen in the biblical sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 if you dont chew big red, then fuck you you stole my line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger. i peed in my pants today and i havent changed my shorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1qwk767 Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahd-ler Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 I always pictured jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt. Because then it's like, I'm formal, but I came to party. I like my Jesus to party cuz I like to party. What do you see him wearing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanbibber Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Im gonna scissor kick you in the back of the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1qwk767 Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 I may be 10yrs old but I'll still kick your ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanbibber Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 SHUDDUP CHIP! before i go apeshit on your ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted October 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 But you have forced me to do this. You are now mocking me and making me look ridiculous. Just say, "I love crepes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 614Streets Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
93fox Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Im all jacked up on mt. dew!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brrcats Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey suprised it took this long . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar1647545494 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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