El Karacho1647545492 Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 http://rationalsecurity.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/12/15/internettruth.jpg Hey guys I just found some info from a an online publication that says Palin and Biden are involved in an underground scheme to free Ted Kaczynski. Also Godzilla is now Obama's campaign manager. Srsly guys I'm crying here. There's this girl I like who works at starbucks, you know the almost hipster emo type but still hot enough and not stuck up enough that it deters you from wanting to rail her over a banister. Well I went up to get my coffee (which she's remebering my order now!) and was gonna ask her out but I totally balked at the chance. So I'm heading out the door and I get my balls back, turn around, jump over the counter and get down on one knee...well the manager didn't like that too much and he punched me in the head. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said youre moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-aire. http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l239/taw4prez/fresh_prince_cast.jpg This is serios thread. Serios replies only:gives::jerkit::marc::gay2::thumbdown:wtf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 :instertrazorintowristandslideupcauseyousuckatlife: -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 you have a small dick. its on the internet, its true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mitsumodder Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 i read on the internet that i can put an electric supercharger on my car and get 75 more horsepower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 http://n1.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/581000/134669_choices_silly_emo_1_vw.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 anthony greene has a 9 second car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 anthony greene has a 9 second car. With 12578rwhp when adjusted for current exact air temperature, location of the sun, current distance from mars and sea level. -Marc *dont feel bad if you dont understand the joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 With 12578rwhp when adjusted for current exact air temperature, location of the sun, current distance from mars and sea level. -Marc *dont feel bad if you dont understand the joke i lold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 you have a small dick. its on the internet, its true http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/bowdown.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 614Streets Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 LOL ing Ing ING ING ING GINGIN EIO ING YO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/GonneVille/1853.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 I'm not online right now. Its on the internet so its true!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted October 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 I'm not online right now. Its on the internet so its true!!!! http://www.dodeca-t.com/picpile/divided_by_zero.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 I'm on my way to clean up dog shit in my backyard. I figured since everyone was sharing and all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 i had sex last nite. i just posted it on the web, best believe its true. no seriously i got some sexy time last nite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 I'm running for President in the next 15 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted October 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 I'm running for President in the next 15 years. best. news. evar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 I plan on starting my own party aswell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted October 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 how about just reviving an old party? http://www.wingitproductions.org/election/moose.gif http://farm1.static.flickr.com/130/328836910_bdda8188d5.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 That could work or this http://www.americanpatriotmovement.com/AmericanPatriotMovement-logo-Small-1.GIF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 I'd vote progressive just because moose is neat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 I'm running for President in the next 15 years. a free gun with a fill up in a full tank of gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 It should be a free tank of gas with every box of ammunition purchased - save your upc and receipt! :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 http://i33.tinypic.com/258penn.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 They don't censor anything anymore http://i35.tinypic.com/dztob9.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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