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15% OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN FOOTBALL TEAM HAS BEEN ARRESTED DURING THE PAST YEAR.

 

WITH THAT IN MIND, THE JOKES ARE FLOWING .....

 

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A lady in Ann Arbor calls 911. Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!'

 

The police officer says, 'Ma'm, we're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'

 

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Q: What is Rich Rodriguez's biggest concern?

 

A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?

 

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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Ann Arbor ?

 

A: A huddle

 

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Q: Four Michigan players are in a car, who's driving?

 

A: The police

 

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Q: Why can't most of the U of M players get into a huddle on the field?

 

A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.

 

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The University of Michigan team has adopted a new Honor System:

 

'Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor'.

 

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The Wolverines are hoping for an undefeated season this year....

 

11 Arrests, 0 convictions.

 

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Q: How did the Wolverines spend the first week of Spring Training?

 

A: Studying their Miranda

 

 

Dont get too upset with me now...

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