ICEMAN1647545504 Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 15% OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN FOOTBALL TEAM HAS BEEN ARRESTED DURING THE PAST YEAR. WITH THAT IN MIND, THE JOKES ARE FLOWING ..... ________________________________________________________ A lady in Ann Arbor calls 911. Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!' The police officer says, 'Ma'm, we're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.' ________________________________________________________ Q: What is Rich Rodriguez's biggest concern? A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation? _____________________________________________________ Q: What do you call a drug ring in Ann Arbor ? A: A huddle _____________________________________________________ Q: Four Michigan players are in a car, who's driving? A: The police ____________________________________________________ Q: Why can't most of the U of M players get into a huddle on the field? A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons. __________________________________________________ The University of Michigan team has adopted a new Honor System: 'Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor'. ________________________________________________________ The Wolverines are hoping for an undefeated season this year.... 11 Arrests, 0 convictions. ______________________________________________________ Q: How did the Wolverines spend the first week of Spring Training? A: Studying their Miranda Dont get too upset with me now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 hha you wanna hear a joke? ready? ' MICHIGAN --------------------------- what the biggest sign of inteligence in ann arbor? columbus 186 miles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Penn State is going to win the Big 10. Piss off. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brrcats Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Penn State is going to win the Big 10. Piss off. -Marc most likely, but it doesnt stem the hatred for michigan any less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 No wonder OSU fans are the worst in the NCAA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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