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Just ask the guy in the gull wing Civic about her driving. He was like a fly on shit everytime she got out of the car after a run. Rather funny to watch from 100 ft away. Just think if she would heated the drag radials and slipped the clutch out. Very nice runs for the first time ever down a track.

 

God that guy was a tool.

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She strips for me.

 

Does that count?

 

 

I must say it at 32 years of age. There is some fun in dating a 20 year old. :)

 

 

Your girl is 20? Dude thats a good strategy. Im pressing 31 years coming up , 20 yr olds with the mental maturity and dick needing of a single mom but with no children , where is that at!!!!!!

 

Don't laugh at my posts!

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Im stuffing Lauren in the 88 on slicks. Car will be set on KILL!!!

 

 

:) :) :)

 

Lauren wants to know when the 4 of us are doing dinner.

 

I'm putting the beast at full timing with a 25 shot for Val!!!! Bring it!

 

I finally got through the last presentations at my job so my schedule will be freeing up a lot after this week. I'll shoot you a pm next week :thumbup:

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I'd put money on Lauren over Val. 5 passes and she is already tearing shit up.

 

Wait until she gets the burnout down and leaves on tires that hook. Plus, Lauren is driving a stick car while Val is driving an auto. I promise Lauren in my old Regal would have gone 11.40s on her first pass (car normally went 11.20s), if not better.

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Gay Test

 

1. When you see a girl, what is the first thing you do?

 

a. Assess the size of her boobs.

b. Imagine what her ass looks like in a thong.

c. Comment on her eyeshadow.

 

2. Did you just answer c to Question #1?

 

a. No - okay, you're in the clear.

b. Yes - congrats, you're gay.

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Gay Test

 

1. When you see a girl, what is the first thing you do?

 

a. Assess the size of her boobs.

b. Imagine what her ass looks like in a thong.

c. Comment on her eyeshadow.

 

2. Did you just answer c to Question #1?

 

a. No - okay, you're in the clear.

b. Yes - congrats, you're gay.

 

ahahaha, I <3 Tilley

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Gay Test

 

1. When you see a girl, what is the first thing you do?

 

a. Assess the size of her boobs.

b. Imagine what her ass looks like in a thong.

c. Comment on her eyeshadow.

 

2. Did you just answer c to Question #1?

 

a. No - okay, you're in the clear.

b. Yes - congrats, you're gay.

 

 

Good Stuff my friend!!!

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