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jager straight is my favorite...ive bonged, it shot, played 3 straight games of beer pong with it.. and ive done 11 beer bongs of beer in one night on top of that im 6' 3" 145lbs

 

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I once saw a guy chug entire bottle of Bacardi 151 - which constitutes the single most insane moment of alcohol consumption I have ever personally witnessed. The guy - some out-of-towner with a funny name (like Buddy or something like that) - was already hammered at the time he proceeded to get his guzzle on. Everyone watched in horrored silence as he consumed the entire thing, threw the empty bottle on the ground, and proclaimed proudly, "Chicago's in the fucking house." We all immediately encouraged him to seek the nearest ER. Instead, he opted to walk out of the house in search of a White Castle. Never heard anything from him again. I'd imagine there's a good chance you could find his decomposed body near a White Castle on the East Side of town.

 

So, Wonderboy, get your weakshit three shots in five minutes out of here and come back when you're chugging entire bottles of liquor.

 

I have the same story except the bottle was the big bottle of jagermeister and the guy who did it (me) only made it to the backyard and was taken to the hospital shortly after. ( Not for alcohol poisoning either :) )

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I have the same story except the bottle was the big bottle of jagermeister and the guy who did it (me) only made it to the backyard and was taken to the hospital shortly after. ( Not for alcohol poisoning either :) )

 

Broke something? Like a beer bottle through your hand, something?

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I once saw a guy chug entire bottle of Bacardi 151 - which constitutes the single most insane moment of alcohol consumption I have ever personally witnessed. The guy - some out-of-towner with a funny name (like Buddy or something like that) - was already hammered at the time he proceeded to get his guzzle on. Everyone watched in horrored silence as he consumed the entire thing, threw the empty bottle on the ground, and proclaimed proudly, "Chicago's in the fucking house." We all immediately encouraged him to seek the nearest ER. Instead, he opted to walk out of the house in search of a White Castle. Never heard anything from him again. I'd imagine there's a good chance you could find his decomposed body near a White Castle on the East Side of town.

 

So, Wonderboy, get your weakshit three shots in five minutes out of here and come back when you're chugging entire bottles of liquor.

 

I saw a guy do the same exact thing once, however, he stuck around.

 

It was the drunkest I have ever seen anybody in my life. I'd almost say it was sort of like an alcoholic coma. I'm still not sure how he survived.

 

Preston with the orange Mach 1 on here was there at the time as well. Shit was epic.

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