Buck531 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Shaven, not stirred.. err something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 No problems going down. But I refuse to earn my redwings. My "eating" ability got me laid by a curious lesbian first timer. A good looking one. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I fuck with random college hos, so I'll pass. Red wings, fine....but I'm not earning my other-dude's-cum-from-the-guy-she-just-fucked wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I'm down to eat puss whenever.. Once you get them going they can't resist but fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I'm down to eat cock whenever.. Once you get me going I can't resist but feel you in my ass! fixed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prettyprix Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Dude funny story, went down to eat some dinner and I saw the string and was like uh, are you on your period, she was like oops, I forgot I was, went to the bathroom and removed said tampoon, came back into the bed and we resumed where we left off. http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/hsughr.gif ewwwww!!!!!! that's gross, i don't even think i'd let my guy do that, and we do some freaky shit lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 fixed... ..hilarious. :gtfo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowbusa Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 i do my home work for sure weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee but i do have my redwings but ill never doing it again lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linc5.0 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Dude funny story, went down to eat some dinner and I saw the string and was like uh, are you on your period, she was like oops, I forgot I was, went to the bathroom and removed said tampoon, came back into the bed and we resumed where we left off. http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/hsughr.gif didnt even put a towel down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linc5.0 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 ps. sam do you eat her out then make out with her>? if so there is a real woman.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Blood brothers? That may not be the best choice of words, given the topic.... :barf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1Quik7 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 mmm...i love to lick it, top and tail...woo woo! :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Fuck the bloody taco shit, i have shit marked on the calendar under do not call this week plan b ftw hahaha NICE..... Once you get em going all they want is the dick...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Dude funny story, went down to eat some dinner and I saw the string and was like uh, are you on your period, she was like oops, I forgot I was, went to the bathroom and removed said tampoon, came back into the bed and we resumed where we left off. http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/hsughr.gif :barf: if shes raggin shes sucking your dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 ps. sam do you eat her out then make out with her>? if so there is a real woman.lol She gets so worked up that she is like a uncaged lion. She just go nuts and yes she kisses me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Eating pussy is even a question? You have to lick it, before you stick it...get it hot and wet so you can kick it... And for her "off" days...that's what those little brown Army towels are for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 She gets so worked up that she is like a uncaged lion. She just go nuts and yes she kisses me. Shes a keeper....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Eating pussy is even a question? You have to lick it, before you stick it...get it hot and wet so you can kick it... And for her "off" days...that's what those little brown Army towels are for. I licked how this thread started, but now I'm scared as to where it's going... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Dude funny story, went down to eat some dinner and I saw the string and was like uh, are you on your period, she was like oops, I forgot I was, went to the bathroom and removed said tampoon, came back into the bed and we resumed where we left off. http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/hsughr.gif My girl is 65, menopause FTW!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Triple Bitch!!! And since she’s 65, it not really a want, it's more of a necessity to get her wet. Dry pussy FTL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stolen 5.0 Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 damn, you def know it's winter time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supplicium Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 G's up hoes down. if you lick your a bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 Don't forget to bring a towel! I always have one on hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I enjoy lickin a good puss, I think it is one of the few delicacies of our time... most prexisting generations of women sported madd bush, which takes out most of the enjoyment. That being said; I present to you, the "4 Goods" system, which can determine if you got some good puss: 1. Looks good. 2. Smells good. 3. Tastes good. 4. Feels good. Technically, you can discover these in any order. And yes, I have had puss that smells good and doesn't taste good, and vice versa. Or puss that smells good, and doesn't feel good. Or feels good and doesn't look good, smell good, or taste good... in the instance of a big 'ol beat puss/cameltoe/double cheeseburger. If shes a squirter, you always eat that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted November 19, 2008 Report Share Posted November 19, 2008 I enjoy lickin a good puss, I think it is one of the few delicacies of our time... most prexisting generations of women sported madd bush, which takes out most of the enjoyment. That being said; I present to you, the "4 Goods" system, which can determine if you got some good puss: 1. Looks good. 2. Smells good. 3. Tastes good. 4. Feels good. Technically, you can discover these in any order. And yes, I have had puss that smells good and doesn't taste good, and vice versa. Or puss that smells good, and doesn't feel good. Or feels good and doesn't look good, smell good, or taste good... in the instance of a big 'ol beat puss/cameltoe/double cheeseburger. If shes a squirter, you always eat that shit. The reason i could never be a OBGYN, you see some perfect ones and then you see some that make you want to run and hide.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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