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lol did you take one of phils old classmates home?

 

 

i ate a whole mess of taco hell when I got to phils 2 drop him off. I tell him I'm feeling woozy (i inhaled like 6 different items) and he says

"don't get sick here man! you wake up momma p and your in some shit"

so he gives me a big glass of water, says he's goin to bed and that I'm on my own.

 

so I leave like 5 minutes later and call him

"dude, the drink & drive you lose sign across the street is creepin me out."

"haha you idiot go home."

"alright man, oh i left your cup in your neighbors bush."

"why is it there?"

"cause i puked all over your fence and your neighbors bushes asshole"

"you son of a..."

 

*click* :D

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