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Anyon else who came to the defense of miss prissypants: Do you all have tiny dicks? Srsly.

 

I have a very large penis...

 

How I know this...

 

Woman tell me that they have TMJ after I drop my pants.

 

In the locker room guys do double takes then look away in embarrassment.

 

When taking a piss I have to use the lower urinal.

 

When wearing shorts I have to wear briefs.

 

When having rough sex women use their hands as a bump stop so that I dont impale their uterus.

 

I feel dirty when I accidently dip the tip in the toilet water while sitting on the potty.

 

Three womans hands can grip my shaft at the same time (proven).

 

If I get an erection too fast I pass out from the lack of blood to my brain.

 

And if I get a boner while taking a dump I"m stuck on the toilet.

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